I’ve not heard the others but I did know Frozen Donkey Wheel. How did I hear that one? Sepinwall, maybe. I know I got my favorite Lost term from Sepinwall and that is that the showrunners call the non-main cast survivors “socks.” In the laundry machine that is each episode, a few socks always disappear. Eventually you have to fly in some new socks from Guam. Socks. Anyway, I vote for “Thousand Island Undressing,” “Animatronic Zombie Pirates (shit! spoiler, sorry)” or “Jughead vs the Delorean.”

I know, right? I want this to be my wallpaper – way better than fishtank or fireplace.

When you mentioned Sopranos and then also they gave each other that look and the fish was so annoying, I thought for sure that guy was going to drill that fish through the brain and shut it up for good.

I loved the piece in general, but it irked me that they actually said Keyser Soze during the looking at the bulletin board dropping the coffee cup part. Don’t explain the jokes, Daily Show!

Where’s Norm MacDonald? Dave did a good job but I would have loved to have Norm sitting in the other chair giving Joaquin a ration of shit. Norm, we need you!

Jokes on her, then, cuz that’s the wrong boob.

Jeff can’t quiet the creative monkeys because they are all screaming while Fabio stuffs bananas in their asses and (over)cooks them (a delicious accompaniment to toast and bullshit eggs). Third monkey reference this season, which I suspect is foreshadowing for the finale which will be set in the Temple of Doom. Jeff would have lost anyway with his overly complicated “Monkey 12 Ways.” Stefan will win with his deconstructed monkey (drink!)

Hee, absolutely. He wants a house with floors! He’s tired of stupid sand!