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That whole Lord of the Flies episode is gold
Pepe: I love you, Papa Homer.
Homer: I love you too, Pepsi.
Fat Homer: I don’t want to look like a weirdo. I’ll just go with a muumuu.
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
Super Nintendo Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven?
Skinner: Uh, oh, that isn’t smoke, it’s steam. Steam from the steamed clams we’re having.
Super Nintendo Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Skinner: Oh, no, I said, “steamed hams. That’s what I call hamburgers.
Only *who* can prevent forest fires?
You pressed ‘You,’ referring to me.
The correct answer is ‘You.’