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 0Posted on Jan 20th, 2010 | re: Taking One For The Team: Perez Hilton Boy Band Audition (38 comments)

Yay this one was funny!
Oh also, anyone remember O*Town? From Making the Band. The blonde kid was SO HOT when I was 8.

 +5Posted on Jan 19th, 2010 | re: Gingers Do Have Souls, Claims This Ginger (69 comments)

Why are gingers the red headed step children of ethnicities?

 +1Posted on Jan 19th, 2010 | re: The Big Bang Theory Minus The Laugh-Track Is All The Same To Me (44 comments)

I don’t LOVE the big bang theory, but it’s watchable. And it’s got some great nerdy references sprinkled in to make it worth your while.
And besides that, compared to Two and a Half Men which comes on before it (I saw my first episode last night in which racism and anal leakage were both topics used for cheap jokes. Yay Anal Leakage!) it might as well be The fucking Wire.
Let’s pick on Two and a Half Men instead!

 0Posted on Jan 19th, 2010 | re: The Big Bang Theory Minus The Laugh-Track Is All The Same To Me (44 comments)

Actually, Sports Night drops the laugh track about the middle of the 1st season. If you can stick out past the first few episodes, the pay off is definitely worth it. It’s such a good show.

 +13Posted on Jan 18th, 2010 | re: The 2010 Golden Globes (56 comments)

I learned so much about Harrison Ford last night!
A. He has an earring.
B. He’s with Calista Flockheart who is 23 years younger than him.
C. When talking in front of people, he becomes an awkward robot and needs a nurse to wheel him off stage.

 +3Posted on Jan 15th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: 2010 Edition (54 comments)

All the Will Arnett stuff was gold. When she’s all “He’s too good for you” and you’re all “No, man. Because they’re married.”
IN REAL LIFE. Not TV land.

 +2Posted on Jan 15th, 2010 | re: Jimmy Kimmel Is An American Hero (53 comments)

Three things.
A. All of Hulu was out this morning, so that’s what was up with Hulu not working, not a giant conspiracy.
B. Speaking of conspiracy, this whole thing seems a little bit like one. Like one giant ploy for ratings. That would suck, because I’ve kind of cared about this and would feel sad if those feeling we’re just puppets dangling off of strings held by NBC execs. I mean, it’s probably not a conspiracy because that seems way too smart for NBC, but you never know.
C. This “kerfuffle” has seemed like a giant excuse to make fun of Carson Daly and how late his show is. Dude gonna be hosting the Today Show if he gets pushed back any later.

 +2Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Don't Listen To Megan Fox (33 comments)

It will! It will get rid of…for the women…and the iraqs and what not…vinegar…fat based naplams…and the arabs…

 +2Posted on Dec 4th, 2009 | re: Wait, Is Fantastic Mr. Fox The Best Movie Of 2009? (73 comments)

A lot of folks are saying that Wes’s style works for stop motion animals where it didn’t work for people. I feel like all of Wes Anderson’s movies are all animated, just with giant human dummies. That’s why they dress the way they do, that’s why things are so aesthetically perfect and symmetrical. It’s just like a giant comic strip come to life with Bill Murray and the Wilson brothers.
I loved this movie, but I’m all bummed out because I had forgotten about Wes signing the “Rape is OK if You’re Really Good at Something” petition. I really didn’t want to support anyone on that list.