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 +28Posted on Jan 31st | re: A Brief History Of Nerds In Pop Culture (74 comments)

So, being a teacher I, obviously, come across a lot of nerds and I have to say I do feel like things have changed. So long as they can maintain their nerditude (TM) through the first year or two, the high school nerd is now the equivalent to any alternative group.

I teach this one girl and, who boy, she does not give a FUCK! I mean, she runs the gamut: Latin, Magic the Gathering, ComicCon, DragonCon, fan fiction, the works. And the kids really seem to like her for it. And if they don’t, she’s going to Yale so they can suck it.

Thank you for your support in these difficult times.

Made it to 0:16 and then shit myself to death. R.I.P. Teach. You died doing what you loved — watching a terrifying video of partially finished robots singing vaudeville.

 0Posted on Jan 13th | re: The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (400 comments)

Did she walk out on stage with her twink?

 +7Posted on Jan 13th | re: The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (400 comments)

NOYOUDONOTPLAYJULIANNEMOOREOFFTHESTAGE!!!

 +9Posted on Jan 13th | re: The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (400 comments)

Doyle sighting! #GilmoreGirls

 +7Posted on Jan 13th | re: The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (400 comments)

BREAKING: Eva Longoria Still Alive!

 +5Posted on Jan 13th | re: The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (400 comments)

He’ll get his lifetime Oscar one day.

 +1Posted on Jan 13th | re: The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (400 comments)

Uh, did Dennis Quaid just walk off the set of Inner Space?

 +9Posted on Jan 13th | re: The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (400 comments)

Wow, is that what Daniel Day Lewis actually looks like?

 +10Posted on Jan 13th | re: The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (400 comments)

Okay, that’s a pretty good burn, Poehler.

 +9Posted on Jan 13th | re: The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (400 comments)

Amy Poehler showing off the twins. As well she should

 +4Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

I wanted to let you guys know that I got out. There’s football out here. I could probably get you out too. No promises though — Julie Bowen looks like she means business.

 +10Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

Gratuitous

 +2Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

“I am not IN Danger. I AM the danger.” Fuckin’ chills, y’all.

 +6Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

Good night, Turd.

 +3Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

Is The Amazing Race that show about white people?

 +3Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

Not quite. Ironic would be if said show were excellently produced, but then cancelled in favor of “Big Bang Theory: Los Angeles.”

 +2Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

Fuck the Patriots!

 +6Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

Wow. That is an amazing bit.

 +9Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

I saw Steven Colbert while I was eating wings once. TRUE STORY!

 +6Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

Well, he’s no Jon Cryer.

 +3Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

“Polite laugh. Polite laugh.” — Celebrities at the Emmys

 +6Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

Jimmy Fallon > John Hamm in black face? I THINK NOT.

 +2Posted on May 23rd, 2012 | re: Fine, The Great Gatsby Trailer, You Guys (73 comments)

I accept that blame willingly.