“What is best in life?”

“To smite expensive shoes, bring them before Gabe, and hear the lamentation of my owner”

I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take memos anymore!

I am a horrible person, but I can’t help but imagining Betty White dropping dead within the next year and lots of people being left with wall calendars of sad.

So, I convinced my company to use this song in an ad campaign for a major clothing brand. For preteens.

I am so fired. Yep, fired.