Awwws. Also, I love that she’s a pit bull puppy and more evidence that they’re one of the sweetest breeds around. That is all.

I’m ashamed to say I hadn’t. It really, really does.

Gah! I found 2 gray hairs this morning, and I thought nothing could possibly make me feel more decrepit.. And then I stupidly clicked on this.

My pup loves the beach

I first started watching this without sound, and it was already amazing. But then I put headphones on, and somehow the fact that hes losing his shit (and slipper?) to house music made it 100x better.

Yes, that is my favorite (worst) part of that book too! It’s like he picked up an Ikea catalog and just started transcribing items nonstop until he had to take a break to make some coffee (on his Jura coffeemaker, of course)

oh, hello there

I read the book years ago because my (otherwise sane) new manager really liked it and recommended it when we were discussing books, and I wanted to make a good impression. It’s as loathsome as the movie sounds, and I was grasping at straws when she wanted to discuss it (‘you know, that food she eats sounds DELICIOUS’). I can’t imagine ever sitting through the movie, but you know, this ragey recap makes me happy.

Urgh, repeat! Sorry Youbastid

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtlenecks

Wait, what? A scrunchie?

I’m looking through these again as a break from Boehner’s stupid stinkface during state of the union. Obama voice + puppy pictures = much, much better.