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 +11Posted on Apr 21st, 2011 | re: Chimpanzee Trailer, You Guys (86 comments)

As someone who has actually worked with primates before (Spider, Capuchin, and Squirrel monkeys, which aren’t chimps but share many of the same social habits and characteristics), let me say that adult male primates don’t ALWAYS bash the brains out of babies that aren’t theirs. During my time working with monkeys, I unfortunately had to witness adult male spider monkeys kill a baby that wasn’t theirs, but I also witness on two occasions male monkeys from completely different family groups help take care of babies that weren’t theirs, even if the mother was around (I even saw male capuchins caring for squirrel monkeys as if they were their own babies). The caring and nurturing instinct of primates is incredible and adorable and you are being a buzz kill, but I’m still not gonna downvote you.

 +3Posted on Nov 11th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 37: #BoringMovies (457 comments)

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Am I doing this right?

 +3Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 23: Lost Movies (273 comments)

Ana Lucia y el sexo

 0Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: Penn Badgley Is About To Not Hit The Big Time (36 comments)

Wait, if he was at military school, why does he have a University of Oregon flag in his room?

 -7Posted on Jun 17th, 2009 | re: Big Surprise: The New Scientology Ads Are Creepy, Insane (48 comments)

I never like to give credit to Scientology, ever, but I do have to admit that they do have pretty successful marketing

 +1Posted on Jun 12th, 2009 | re: Some People Do Not Deserve Their Baby Monkeys (18 comments)

I love monkeys, however, I do not love monkeys in my shirt, because when they are considerably larger than a marmoset, it is not an entirely pleasant experience.

 +1Posted on Jun 5th, 2009 | re: What One Man Can Dance Another Can Dance (46 comments)


 +12Posted on Jun 5th, 2009 | re: College Will Turn Your Daughter Into A Pregnant Liberal Who Hates Cookies (114 comments)

Oh man, I went to a party at Reed once, and I actually almost died.

 +13Posted on Jun 2nd, 2009 | re: What One Man Can Dance Another Can Dance (46 comments)

I was so close to rolling down the hill during Animal Collective, but then the part of my brain that makes smart decisions stopped me.

 +13Posted on Jun 2nd, 2009 | re: What One Man Can Dance Another Can Dance (46 comments)

I love you Sasquatch

 +1Posted on Jun 1st, 2009 | re: The MTV Movie Awards: Just The Funny Parts (47 comments)

(802): that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight