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Wow. You guys are kind of huge dicks. You know they only brought up a bunch of shit from his past to try and scare him out of the suit and essentially they tried to publically embarass him.
You know what, fuck this stupid ass site. If I wanted to here people who haven’t accomplished a single thing of any actual worth in their life rip on Woody I’d go sit in on a Film Studies class.
1. In the future the federation replaces all military. They are a peace-keeping organization among other things.
2. James T. Kirk has more charisma than every other officer combined.
3. They don’t control what parts of time they’re flying around. It was a fluke. Black holes are basically just Deus Ex Machina. Don’t over analyze.
4. (see above)
5. It’s a summer action movie. Not an Oscar contender.
6. You’re right. The drill should’ve held 8 romulans and, like, 10 ninjas. Cuz that would’ve been more exciting, which is what this movie aimed to be.
7. Cthulu
8. It takes a lot to provoke a Vulcan.
9. That’s not even a question.
10. Winona Ryder deserved to die. Chekov knew this.
11. Whatevs, man. I saw it in Imax, went to a Mastodon concert, sat behind an airplane and then listened to a jackhammer. My ears are fine.
And all I got to watch at work was a lame sexual harassment video.
Oh….. Snap!
I haven’t been keeping up with the Daily Show lately but it just rocketed to the top of my hulu queue.
I think the idea is more that as he becomes programmed to loved he grows beyond the love he was simply programmed for and feels something more. Also having to deal with his own insignificance in the scene where he smashes all his twins is pretty intense. I wouldn’t even call this movie bad. It is actually a very intersting film that evokes discussion and is done by a master craftsman.
The fact that none of the Star Wars (prequel or not) have been touched is really the most glaring mistake here. I mean now that big-budget sci-fi is open game it’s like you opened Pandora’s Box.
It seems like you’re picking movies that you are aware people like now (because they are actually good movies) and bashing them to run up your comments and hits. Lame sauce. I enjoyed this movie. Parts of it were hokey but the art direction was good and the story was fun in a Sci-fi Fairy tale way.
If you’re gonna call out shit, call out Cloverfield. Shit sucks.
Now we just need Henry Selleck to make a stop motion adaptation of “Areas of My Expertise”
oh to dream.
he’s just a wittle guy underneath that mighty beard.
WIN
The real offensive part of that video is the soundtrack. Just put that music over pictures of steak and I’d never eat it again but since they put it over women….
Thanks PETA, now I’m gay.
I like Woody Allen and I make hyperbolic angry statements on the internet in the morning when I first wake up. Is that so wrong?