I think it will end with a giant bus crash/car driven through a house (by House, natch) crash and everyone dies, but House limps away, whistling You Can’t Always Get What You Want while gobbling down vicodin.

I think so, too. Although I feel like this was really an opportunity for April to *ugh* CARE about people. God. That was my April impression.

But srsly. I like that she seems to be developing and caring in spite of herself. Last week, she was kind to Chris and this week, she’s helping Ann. And these are people she professes to dislike! Which is why I love how Aubrey Plaza is killing it with this grudging acceptance that she cares, but in an eye-rolling, Jesus, would you guys just get with the program because obviously you should give him a chance, Ann, manner.

It’s a rare sitcom that can have characters with multiple layers that don’t seem either overly sentimental or schmaltzy or totally out of character. And almost every character on this sitcom has layers. Except Orin. He’s just creepy.

Suze: “How old are you?”
Kennth: “Don’t worry about it.”

That Kenneth is an ageless hillbilly vampire is perhaps my favourite running joke on 30 Rock. Maybe even my favourite running joke of all time!

What do we think of Ann and Tom potentially dating on Parks and Rec? I knew they weren’t going to go with the Chris/Ann reveal, so I kind of wondered if it wasn’t Tom she was meeting. This show is really good at convincing me that certain relationships will work, even when there’s no logical reason for them to work.

He is like Dave Foley and Leonardo DiCaprio: An aging man baby. Foley’s buddy Bruce McCulloch said it best on Kids in the Hall: The cute as a species do not age well.

I don’t really like this ad because I do not particularly like Ferris Bueller himself and I thought almost everybody had agreed that he is The Worst. But no. Everybody I know who is NOT on this blog loves him. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads — they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude. And I just think to myself, ‘Why should everything work out for him? What makes him so goddamn special?’ Screw him!

Sometimes I feel like the world is Save Ferris and we few, we happy few, are the Ed Rooneys and Jeannies who see through Ferris. *SIGH*

Whatever. Everybody knows it was Cameron who was The Business.

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I think it’s hilarious that Fox calls Obama a socialist. I really do. Especially living in Canada. Where Stephen Harper’s Conservatives are the furthest to the right relevant Canadian politics go and have been in power for what feels like FOREVER and people STILL think we’re a bunch of pot-smoking commies because FREE HEALTH CARE! In reality, Obama and Harper are probably very close to each other on the political spectrum. On the musical spectrum… Stephen Harper is a dorky white dude who loves classic rock and plays it like a dorky white guy. Obama is smooooooooooove.

Maybe it’s the pot-smoking Canadian commie who enjoys free health care in me, but look at the GOP candidates! LOOK AT THEM! Why WOULDN’T this GQ motherfucker toss off some Al Green while speaking at the Apollo? Hell, I’m surprised he didn’t grab his crotch, hike his pants up and moonwalk off the stage!