“Peyton Brodnax DeWitt” The poor boy was pretty much doomed to be Buck Rodgers from birth, unless he wanted to get beaten up by everyone. I’m sure these are all time-honored family names, but really, none of his ancestors were named James?

Speaking of magic, my theory of his acting (I wrote hacting first because I can’t type, but perhaps I was right.) borrows heavily from The Prestige. I think they killed the wrong one is all I’m saying.

I am a unique and special snowflake (so far), as I am Last Call

(coincidentally my favorite Tim Powers book. Does that balance out the fact that I am using the internet to make up fake names inspired by a (fake) reality show on a (fake) trashy tv station?)

Please, can we have this? It is sad (awesome!) how many times I would go to the theater to watch Maru go in and out of boxes and hampers, and slide across the floor, and jump and fall for two hours.

I suppose it could be worse. “I found out he was stalking me because he updated his status.”

Not to get all Jeff Dunham or anything, but does Jackie Chan have a child-molester mustache going on there? Creeeeeepy.

It is becoming increasingly obvious that I just love way too many horrific movies. (also, Jude Law) I may have TWTIMOAT (The Worst Taste In Movies Of All Time), but that will not make me stop watching The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, or Music from another Room or a rather terrifying number of the movies listed in other people’s recommendations.

Mind you, i’m not saying these movies aren’t bad. They probably aren’t *the* worst, but they are none of them the best, that’s for damn sure.

Pedantic downvote for perpetuating one of my grammar hates: the phrase you want is could HAVE, reduced to could’ve. But not could of.

Oh, I forgot about Ponyo, which I totally adored (and told my mom it was clearly a documentary about how awesome redheaded girls are.) I wonder when that’s coming out on DVD.

I assume Italians are stereotyped as plumbers because of the Mario brothers!