The wonderful thing about Tyler Perry’s House of Payne is that you don’t have to be an actor to be on the show! No, literally, open casting call for it literally means “If you’ve seen a Tyler Perry movie, come on down and try out!”

Calling Charles Barkley “borderline retarded” is CNN Nancy Grace Very Mean of you, Gabe. The dude is funny and witty as hell.

Between MGMT and Silversun Pickups, I was expecting the Grammys to actually get Best New Artist right for once. Considering I don’t even know what a Zac Brown Band is, they have once again failed.

But Phoenix won one, so there’s hope!

*reference to past Videogum meme that everybody will love in .gif format*

Warden El Fuego, I agree with your assessment that Videogum occasionally succumbs to group-think, but after you fucked up as royally as you did to begin the argument, that’s like giving an alien a lollipop while trying to evict him from his home. (This viral District 9 reference brought to you by Sony.) (Not really.)

About all I know is that it’s wrong for a 32-year-old to die of cardiac arrest. I ended up listening to her singing “Somebody to Love” and she had a beautiful voice. RIP.

Not pictured: Snooki from Weekend Update.

“So what’s the situation with-”
“OH DID SOMEONE SAY MY NAME! BACK ABS!”

Um, dude, that’s Cate Blanchett…