Having actually been to a Bruins game this year I can confirm that Bruins Kid does NOT go to every game (or at least he wasn’t at the one I was at (which would prove he doesn’t go to every game (oh god i’m using too many of these))))
The first guy does, however, and he’s infinitely more awesome IMHO.
According to Esquire, who’s seen the finished product, this is just a horribly misleading trailer that contains probably 75% of the full movie’s action. It is supposed to retain the book’s plot and ideals and be amazing.
And just this season, when Kenneth was trying to woo the blind chick, someone (Kenneth? Grizz or DotCom?) sang a horrible McDonald impression.
Wait, so we’re going to have 9 and Nine out in theaters in the same season?
That would be an awkward slipup, although it’d be easy to see both on one ticket. “I went to see a movie called Nine, I assumed this was it!”
Just show me pictures of all the fratboys lining up for the Mamma Mia! / Chicago double feature, and I’ll believe it.
We need a sequel: McG, An Adult, Raps To A Community College English Class About Safe Sex
“to which the internet responded with a collective, not-unlikely: “Nine to next year’s Oscars: Shit, we made this one year too late, we’re gonna lose to The Road.”
Hopefully, I fixed that for you. It doesn’t look horrible (mainly because I love DDL) but as a male I’m probably going to skip this one.
This is probably too soon, but I’m too baffled to know for sure.
On par with Across The Universe on levels of pain.
OH GOD HE DOESN’T HAVE GLOVES ON UGHH
This isn’t much of a Dare. You’ve been getting off easy. Watching Saw movies and taking a TV tour bus with an ugly T-shirt is nothing compared to getting up at 4AM for The Today Show and having to sit through The View (LIVE The View!) while male.
Gabe, seriously, go all out next time.
As a skier, I do wish we could learn from this accident and get more people to wear helmets on the slope. Idiot teenagers + stupid moves + iPods – helmet = brain damage or death
I was actually invited to a New Moon midnight release party last night (no joke). It’s a dress-up party.
I said I’d be Stephanie Meyer’s writing ability, because it doesn’t exist.
From the creators of Transmorphers!
It’s me from 48 hours in the future! I failed miserably!
I wonder if that painting will show up on my AP Art History exam on Wednesday.
It looks significant.
Your username = your post
It was like Star Trek: LOST.
It was also pretty badass, I’m glad I was dragged to it
“Transformers, turn into stuff and move out!”
“I’m Jason Bourne and I’m giving you an ultimatum”
“I have had it with these motherfucking reptiles on this motherfucking aircraft!”
Having just completed a Bioethics course (I got a B+!) I can say: Yes. That proves it is not viable.
Why would you go to KFC for grilled chicken? That’s completely against their marketing standpoint, which is 1) Sell Fried Chicken.
There is no #2.
BTDubs: This IS peddling to racial tendencies. It was cool that they’re going back to hand-drawn; it’s cool there’s a first black princess (kind of depressing there was a black Prez before a black main Disney character) but the fact that they had to change the plot of the movie because people were crying “Racist!” at the fact that Tiana’s original name was Maddy and that she was a housekeeper shows what’s wrong with things.
Am I hoping this turns out OK? Yes, I really like Lassater’s approach. Am I fearing the worst? Of course.
(Still- Maddy is a perfectly acceptable name! It has no relation to “Mammy”! I’m not going to get into how Tiana is actually more racist…)
So it was Fake Rap before Fake Rap was made a thing by the Internet?
But next we’ll get McFarlane taking over The Simpsons, and then it’s just two short steps until we reach SMOX where he acts in every male role in every show aired.
(They’ll clone him a few times for football and baseball)