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 +1Posted on May 16th, 2009 | re: I Love The Bruins Kid (15 comments)

Having actually been to a Bruins game this year I can confirm that Bruins Kid does NOT go to every game (or at least he wasn’t at the one I was at (which would prove he doesn’t go to every game (oh god i’m using too many of these))))

The first guy does, however, and he’s infinitely more awesome IMHO.

 +6Posted on May 15th, 2009 | re: The Road Trailer Tries To carry The Fire (51 comments)

According to Esquire, who’s seen the finished product, this is just a horribly misleading trailer that contains probably 75% of the full movie’s action. It is supposed to retain the book’s plot and ideals and be amazing.

 +3Posted on May 15th, 2009 | re: Last Night's Star-Studded 30 Rock Kidney Benefit Song (41 comments)

And just this season, when Kenneth was trying to woo the blind chick, someone (Kenneth? Grizz or DotCom?) sang a horrible McDonald impression.

 +1Posted on May 14th, 2009 | re: Nine: The Most Expensive Chanel #5 Commercial Ever (31 comments)

Wait, so we’re going to have 9 and Nine out in theaters in the same season?

That would be an awkward slipup, although it’d be easy to see both on one ticket. “I went to see a movie called Nine, I assumed this was it!”

 +1Posted on May 14th, 2009 | re: Nine: The Most Expensive Chanel #5 Commercial Ever (31 comments)

Just show me pictures of all the fratboys lining up for the Mamma Mia! / Chicago double feature, and I’ll believe it.

 +18Posted on May 14th, 2009 | re: You Can Make It Up: McG, An Adult, Attends An English Class (12 comments)

We need a sequel: McG, An Adult, Raps To A Community College English Class About Safe Sex

 0Posted on May 14th, 2009 | re: Nine: The Most Expensive Chanel #5 Commercial Ever (31 comments)

“to which the internet responded with a collective, not-unlikely: “Nine to next year’s Oscars: Shit, we made this one year too late, we’re gonna lose to The Road.”

Hopefully, I fixed that for you. It doesn’t look horrible (mainly because I love DDL) but as a male I’m probably going to skip this one.

 +1Posted on May 14th, 2009 | re: We Have To Talk About The Fringe Finale (43 comments)

This is probably too soon, but I’m too baffled to know for sure.

 +12Posted on May 14th, 2009 | re: Lost: Season Finale (119 comments)

Relax, Nerd!

 0Posted on May 14th, 2009 | re: Here's How Those Gross Domino's Pasta Bread Bowls Are Made (25 comments)

On par with Across The Universe on levels of pain.

 +5Posted on May 13th, 2009 | re: Here's How Those Gross Domino's Pasta Bread Bowls Are Made (25 comments)

OH GOD HE DOESN’T HAVE GLOVES ON UGHH

 +5Posted on May 13th, 2009 | re: Double Dog: I Took A TV Bus Tour Alone In A "Just Jack" Tshirt (60 comments)

This isn’t much of a Dare. You’ve been getting off easy. Watching Saw movies and taking a TV tour bus with an ugly T-shirt is nothing compared to getting up at 4AM for The Today Show and having to sit through The View (LIVE The View!) while male.

Gabe, seriously, go all out next time.

As a skier, I do wish we could learn from this accident and get more people to wear helmets on the slope. Idiot teenagers + stupid moves + iPods – helmet = brain damage or death

 +20Posted on May 12th, 2009 | re: St. Louis Woman Disturbs The Natural Order Of Garbage (22 comments)

I was actually invited to a New Moon midnight release party last night (no joke). It’s a dress-up party.

I said I’d be Stephanie Meyer’s writing ability, because it doesn’t exist.

 +1Posted on May 12th, 2009 | re: Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus Was Clearly $10 Well Spent (26 comments)

From the creators of Transmorphers!

 +12Posted on May 11th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Hanging Up (117 comments)

It’s me from 48 hours in the future! I failed miserably!

 +12Posted on May 11th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Hanging Up (117 comments)

I wonder if that painting will show up on my AP Art History exam on Wednesday.

It looks significant.

 +15Posted on May 11th, 2009 | re: SNL Just The Funny Parts: Justin Timberlake Is Very Talented (29 comments)

Your username = your post

 +7Posted on May 11th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Star Trek (98 comments)

It was like Star Trek: LOST.

It was also pretty badass, I’m glad I was dragged to it

 +29Posted on May 11th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 3 (124 comments)

“Transformers, turn into stuff and move out!”

“I’m Jason Bourne and I’m giving you an ultimatum”

“I have had it with these motherfucking reptiles on this motherfucking aircraft!”

 +11Posted on May 7th, 2009 | re: Finally! A Pro-Life Version Of A Few Good Men (42 comments)

Having just completed a Bioethics course (I got a B+!) I can say: Yes. That proves it is not viable.

 +11Posted on May 6th, 2009 | re: It's Oprah's World, We Just Riot Over Chicken In It (19 comments)

Why would you go to KFC for grilled chicken? That’s completely against their marketing standpoint, which is 1) Sell Fried Chicken.

There is no #2.

 +10Posted on May 5th, 2009 | re: The Princess And The Frog Looks Terrible. (75 comments)

BTDubs: This IS peddling to racial tendencies. It was cool that they’re going back to hand-drawn; it’s cool there’s a first black princess (kind of depressing there was a black Prez before a black main Disney character) but the fact that they had to change the plot of the movie because people were crying “Racist!” at the fact that Tiana’s original name was Maddy and that she was a housekeeper shows what’s wrong with things.

Am I hoping this turns out OK? Yes, I really like Lassater’s approach. Am I fearing the worst? Of course.

(Still- Maddy is a perfectly acceptable name! It has no relation to “Mammy”! I’m not going to get into how Tiana is actually more racist…)

 +9Posted on May 4th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Bulworth (109 comments)

So it was Fake Rap before Fake Rap was made a thing by the Internet?

 +2Posted on May 4th, 2009 | re: Seth MacFarlane's Cleveland Picked Up For Second Season! (20 comments)

But next we’ll get McFarlane taking over The Simpsons, and then it’s just two short steps until we reach SMOX where he acts in every male role in every show aired.

(They’ll clone him a few times for football and baseball)