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According to Esquire, who’s seen the finished product, this is just a horribly misleading trailer that contains probably 75% of the full movie’s action. It is supposed to retain the book’s plot and ideals and be amazing.
And just this season, when Kenneth was trying to woo the blind chick, someone (Kenneth? Grizz or DotCom?) sang a horrible McDonald impression.
Wait, so we’re going to have 9 and Nine out in theaters in the same season?
That would be an awkward slipup, although it’d be easy to see both on one ticket. “I went to see a movie called Nine, I assumed this was it!”
Just show me pictures of all the fratboys lining up for the Mamma Mia! / Chicago double feature, and I’ll believe it.
We need a sequel: McG, An Adult, Raps To A Community College English Class About Safe Sex
“to which the internet responded with a collective, not-unlikely: “Nine to next year’s Oscars: Shit, we made this one year too late, we’re gonna lose to The Road.”
Hopefully, I fixed that for you. It doesn’t look horrible (mainly because I love DDL) but as a male I’m probably going to skip this one.
This is probably too soon, but I’m too baffled to know for sure.
Relax, Nerd!
On par with Across The Universe on levels of pain.




















Having actually been to a Bruins game this year I can confirm that Bruins Kid does NOT go to every game (or at least he wasn’t at the one I was at (which would prove he doesn’t go to every game (oh god i’m using too many of these))))
The first guy does, however, and he’s infinitely more awesome IMHO.