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 +2Posted on Jun 29th, 2010 | re: The World's Best G20 Protester (84 comments)

It’s a good thing the Eaton Center is getting a 120 million dollar face life this summer, looks like it’s going to need it! ($120,000,000 Canadian is actually a lot of money now, it is no longer equal to the average American take home salary)

 +9Posted on Apr 12th, 2010 | re: Conan O'Brien Moving To TBS?! (66 comments)

…Her?

 +4Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: How's Our Driving? (180 comments)

A special segment all about horrible Canadian white rappers, like this guy http://www.soundclick.com/gbb (For a real winner look up his hit “Jessica Savoie”). We have more then enough to keep you busy all year.

 +6Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: Holiday Movie Watching Open Thread (115 comments)

Fantastic Mr Fox – Fantastic
Serenity – Epic
Zombieland – LMFAO (That’s a five word review, so disqualified)
Ferris Bueler – Riot

“What the Hell Abe?” – My catch phrase of the decade courtesy of Primer.

 +15Posted on Nov 19th, 2009 | re: A Brief Note About On-Line Wedding Proposals (85 comments)

I know, totally thought it was a commercial.
“HP: Printing your dreams”

 0Posted on Nov 19th, 2009 | re: War, Hunh, This Is What It Is Good For (22 comments)

So this what happens after the black face “scandal”?

 0Posted on Nov 16th, 2009 | re: Couples Retreat Somehow Gets Worse (55 comments)

Grrrh that was supposed to be a response to “PhasedOutOfPopCulture” comment.

 +14Posted on Nov 16th, 2009 | re: Couples Retreat Somehow Gets Worse (55 comments)

“Well they cut Jean Reno out of both entirely!” – Nobody

 +1Posted on Nov 2nd, 2009 | re: Keanu Reeves = Charlemagne (Because: Logic) (42 comments)

Also this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io0BqClHuPE
So…. explain how this fits into the theory?

 +1Posted on Oct 30th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (72 comments)

“Sex with a terrerist”
Thursday Night was then over (Only cus I have to watch the office last due to time feeds and science)

 0Posted on Oct 29th, 2009 | re: #VideogumMonsters (90 comments)

I is @outlawedmarsh, list me the hell up!

 +4Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Where The Wild Things Are (122 comments)

“If I’m going to die anyway then I want to die fighting. Come for me G’morck, I am Atreyu!”
- Kids movie

Kids can handle scary.
(And can I just say, WOW that line inspired me to fear nothing (groan) growing up. “This is Sparta” has nothing on that!)

 +5Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Where The Wild Things Are (122 comments)

I haven’t talked to a single kid yet who has been bored by this movie. Scared yes, but most kids like to be scared, or facing scary things on their own terms. The kinds of kids movies I was subjected to growing up were way scarier then Wild Things, so why do so many film studios feel they have to censor the scary out of movies for kids these days? (deciding to replace frightful scenes with sexual innuendo to make their parents laugh, but I digress)

I’m happy to see so many little kids enjoying something that brought me a lot of joy growing up, and that it doesn’t stray from the core of the story itself. Although the plot is expanded, they haven’t compromised what it’s all about. Oh, plus it’s freakin gorgeous!

 +1Posted on Oct 2nd, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (49 comments)

I have ninja training every Thursday night so I always miss everything the first time it airs (I don’t even get Sunny in Phillie) and have to wait till about midnight to catch the west coast feed. I have to get up really early every morning to make it to my hot dog vendor that I own and operate on the moon, so staying up late is a big risk for me (my commute is roughly 4 light hours a day, whatever the hell a light hour is). I really wish I had gone into my sensory deprivation tank early last night. Not that I found any of the shows to be particularly bad or un-funny. I’m just so damn tired and I feel like I have nothing to show for it!

 +2Posted on Sep 21st, 2009 | re: An Open Letter To Celebrities Who Will Not Stop Doing Kanye Jokes (59 comments)

This never should have happened. A rift in “Space-Time” has opened and now the tubes from the videogum comment feed are spilling out into “real life”. Not even celebrities can escape the need to retell the same inside jokes over and over in an attempt to be funnier then the last person who quoted it!

 0Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: NSFW: Ghostface Killah "Stapleton Sex" (36 comments)

I call Viral Marketing from Apple. Give it a week for the “Ghost Face Killa” App to come out, and while your downloading, the “Trent Reznor kicking the shit out of an iphone” app.

 +5Posted on Sep 14th, 2009 | re: Seth MacFarlane Takes Us To Rape Joke School (30 comments)

I think the interviews horrible questions just highlighted Seth’s horribleness and they complimented each other quite well. Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer. Were you to ask Seth MacFarlane an intelligent question however, you would still get a stupid answer.

 +11Posted on Sep 11th, 2009 | re: We Should All Become Champions Of Something (56 comments)

Is the kid in the yellow crocs crying? Aw this is a huge snorlax pig-pile of sad that keeps getting bigger and sadder!

 0Posted on Sep 8th, 2009 | re: Classic News Blooper (As If There Is Any Other Kind) (28 comments)

I was wondering why Jonathan Charles missed thanksgiving last year… and the eighteen thanksgiving’s previous…

 +4Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009 | re: This Is Worse Than 9/11 (66 comments)

I thought it was announcing the sequel to Glitter.

 +5Posted on Aug 31st, 2009 | re: McFly! (21 comments)

You know when you hear the same word over and over again and it starts to lose meaning and then it puts you in a trance and next thing you know you wake up beside a smashed toilet bowl covered in your own blood with a drawing of the flux capacitor in your hand? Well this is nothing at all like that.

 +9Posted on Aug 31st, 2009 | re: Disney Buys Marvel And Everyone Is All Professor Business Over Here (27 comments)

This might be worse then the time marvel announced Spiderman 4 and 5 were in production.

 +2Posted on Aug 26th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Eli Roth Is Not A Method Actor (30 comments)

“…And Quentin was like, “That’s exactly what Donny would say!”"

Yeah but 15 minutes of that rant was beating a baseball bat against a brick wall.

 +2Posted on Aug 25th, 2009 | re: Een Russia, Furries Fetishize You! (41 comments)

It feels like an MMORPG, guys have a new way of hiding their gender and creeping out family members