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 0Posted on Jul 11th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (8 comments)

Ha ha, Gwyneth! I just noticed an external imperfection (as opposed to your internal one, which is your mind). You have an outie! That’s an imperfection, right? I think I will sleep better tonight knowing that.

 0Posted on Feb 22nd, 2011 | re: 150 Movie Quotes And Catch-Phrases (39 comments)

Lisbeth Salander is my girlfriend.

I agree, Superglue. And also….if Palin got the Rep. nomination in 2012, it would be the best thing that could happen to the Dems. You get elected in this country from the center-right or center-left, not the nut-jobs wings of the two parties: think Dennis Kucinich and Ralph Nader. Speaking of Nader, think of the 2000 election. He stole just enough votes from Gore to give the election to Bush. Here’s hoping Palin runs as a third party candidate.

John Waters: “Justin, have a cookie…yes, I know it looks like dog shit, but it’s really chocolate chocolate chip.”

 +10Posted on Dec 3rd, 2010 | re: The Best Viral Video Of 2010 (83 comments)

Looks like a PCP party/weenie roast gone horribly wrong. Good times. Good times.

 0Posted on Oct 28th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 36: Mistaken Synopses (386 comments)

Deep Throat: Porn star turned Watergate informant? Or, Watergate informant turned porn star? YOU be the judge.

 0Posted on Oct 28th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 36: Mistaken Synopses (386 comments)

And also fiendish Spanish fascists.

 +2Posted on Oct 28th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 36: Mistaken Synopses (386 comments)

I started laughing out loud when I read this, had to take the time to login to comment, and I am still laughing…..yep, still laughing….clicked on the upvote…still laughing….

 +2Posted on Sep 28th, 2010 | re: Baby Eating Chili To Dubstep (38 comments)

Ha!!! Proof that it’s a fake. No self respecting kid would EVER do that. It’s against everything kids stand for.

 0Posted on Sep 17th, 2010 | re: NSFW: Show Your Tits For FREEDOM! (57 comments)

Arrrrgggh! See my reply to Becca’s post above.

 +5Posted on Sep 17th, 2010 | re: NSFW: Show Your Tits For FREEDOM! (57 comments)

No, that was Casey Affleck.

 0Posted on Sep 17th, 2010 | re: NSFW: Show Your Tits For FREEDOM! (57 comments)

No, that was Case Affleck.

Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love. — “Woody” Allen

 +8Posted on Jul 22nd, 2010 | re: Visual Proof Of How Fun Comic-Con Is (68 comments)

I am comforted, Werttrew, by the fact that when Gabe keels over from old age, you will be there to pick up the reins. You really did a good job keeping up with Topher Grace.

 0Posted on Jul 16th, 2010 | re: This Picture Of Chace Crawford Is The Funniest (72 comments)

See what a Harvard MBA is worth in this economy?

 +15Posted on Jul 16th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (133 comments)

Wow. I just re-registered here. I got lost in the wilderness when Vgum went to 2.0, and it took me a LONG trail of Reese’s Pieces to find my way back. It’s good to be back. Now I can upvote again!