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Your avatar… Best. GIF. Ever.
I’ve heard it as “making bread”….definitely a baking theme going on here. I guess it’s how nursing kittens stimulate Mom’s breasts to produce milk. I’ve been doing it ever since I’ve STOPPED nursing. Uh, not to my Mom, though.
“The pure products of America go crazy” — William Carlos Williams. “He and Kevin Smith should go out, get drunk, and share a hooker.” — I said that.
Ditto.
I nominate Elizabeth Taylor.
RE: my comment above…I was responding to katydid’s apology. I hit the reply button (I think). WHY DIDN’T IT WORK???
Actually, I kind of agree with you…I made the jump hoping the quotes had been typed out because I didn’t want to bruise my eyes watching those hacks say them, thinking “ooooh, here’s a catchphrase that’s going to make the trailer!”
Q: Why would a vampire need a watch?
A: He doesn’t. He just needs something to do to pass the time because IMMORTALITY!
…crap…did I just hit the submit button?
Makes sense to me. Larry is the worst fucking comic in the history of the world.
I don’t get or want cable/broadcast TV, so I really shouldn’t comment on this blog (even though it’s the BEST BLOG ON THE PLANET…and I say that without one iota of hyperbole). But I WILL comment on this blog: I have NEVER been able to watch an entire episode of ANY reality show. And I’ve attempted it two or three times. The producers hold tryouts for these shows looking for people who have borderline personality disorder, or are megalomaniacs or sociopaths. They pick the worst ones (you know, the ones who may have murdered their girlfriends and then killed themselves), then put them in a situation that brings out the worst in them. Because entertainment. I don’t get it, but I can’t argue with it. The ratings don’t lie and the shows are cheap to produce.
“Jay, this is how much shit you are full of. This is how much shit NBC is full of. These are my hands on your mistress’s breasts. These are my hands going for your throat.”
Who cares what Seinfeld says? He’s just another mediocre comedian (like Leno) expressing an opinion. I think Conan should tell NBC to go fuck themselves and move to FOX. They need another real comedian besides Glenn Beck.
As an actress who can effortlessly portray freshness, innocence, and goodness without making me want to shout at my shoes, Amy Adams can do no wrong. She CAN do bad, however.
Hey Megan! I read somewhere that Mae West had daily enemas because cleansing. Give that a shot…it might work. Or bulimia or Pinesol.
Jesus. I am WAY behind the times. I had to Google JWOWW just to find out who/what it is. Is she the one that got thumped?
Up — awesome
Avatar — mixed (el stupido script and story, breath taking CGI)
And, for some reason, a lot of British sitcoms: Black Books, Green Wing, The IT Crowd….a snap shot of what’s in store for US television.
That kitten was trying to kill that person. A big cat will bring down its prey and either crush the spinal cord with a bite to the neck or, as this kitten was doing, hold the animal with its front claws while gutting it with the rear claws. But that kitten couldn’t kill that person because it is just a small kitten. A small frustrated kitten.
I’ve never had a kosher prostate. What do they taste like?
Kristin Scott Thomas (or whatever her name is): “Ow! You’re kissing me so hard my face folded!”
The best blog on the planet about pop culture inanities, and the best comments from people who watch too many videos that contain these inanities…. Happy L-Tryptophan Day, Monsters!
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? This just proves that the only good white rappers are Eminem and Vanilla Ice…somebody say amen.
Dang!!! That comment was in reply to Weasels….I hit the reply button, but IT DOESN’T WORK FOR ME!