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 +3Posted on Jun 23rd, 2011 | re: A Fake Interview With Ian McShane (22 comments)

Actually, I can just take off my 18 in platform shoes and just fall into the role I was born for.

 +3Posted on Apr 10th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: 3rd Anniversary Open Thread (136 comments)

I love you guys, I regularly laugh hysterically while scrolling down these threads. It amazes me how creative and hilarious you guys are maybe one day I’ll stop all the lurking. Just ignore my lame avatar that was the result of a weekend Deadwood bender.

 +3Posted on Mar 26th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (131 comments)

Next up in the Situation Room: We discuss the price of fucking whiskey these days and how it affects my saloon’s bottom line.

Like a jiggle-necklace?

 0Posted on Oct 21st, 2010 | re: Movies For Dudes: Jackass 3D (34 comments)

I misread that as “I just spent 20 minutes ogling Ivan Mishukov,” weird.

 +4Posted on Sep 23rd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

 +1Posted on Sep 16th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: We Live In An Embarrassing Time (136 comments)

Everytime I go to Austin, I want to scream at everyone on the street, “Don’t you ever want to be financially independent?!! Stop trying so hard to look cool!” Austin is a great place to visit, but an awful awful place to live.

 +1Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: Ask Conan O'Brien Questions: Videogum Everywhere Mission #7 (46 comments)

Conan, after this break of ours, I just don’t think we are ready for a relationship. No, no it’s okay. It’s me-not you.

 +1Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

I feel like I gave away my special flower during this thread. My special flower being dozens of up-votes.

 +5Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

Worse than Click????

 0Posted on Sep 10th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Sad Don Draper Meme (207 comments)

One a those days, huh? Wal, a wiser fella than m’self once said, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, wal, he literally eats you.

I can’t believe I got kidnapped to play for the fucking Zetas.

Videogum is no fun during threads like this, its just too sad and mean. Thank you for the palate cleansing animal bands.

 +1Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 28: #RachelZoeMovieQuotes (279 comments)

“You mark that frame an 8, and you’re literally entering a world of pain.”

 0Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 | re: The Return Of Sad Keanu, Now With Protective Helmet (104 comments)

Should have had it while skydiving in Point Break. Just sayin.
Amazing internet juice all over this website, by the way.