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 -1Posted on May 25th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P. (388 comments)

I totally get why some people didn’t like this finale, I did like it, but I definitely have some issues with it. However, I’m getting super annoyed with people suggesting that those who did like it “talked themselves into it.”

You didn’t like the finale, cool, it’s a TV show, we all get to have an opinion, but let’s all play nice and not treat the people who DID enjoy it like we’re idiots.

Peace love & monsters.

 +3Posted on May 25th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P. (388 comments)

Pretend I just infinity upvoted you.

 +5Posted on May 23rd, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (134 comments)

I do the same thing, though I haven’t commented in a while because I am a lazy American, too gorged on double downs and episodes of Two and a Half Men to log in.

But I love you guys! So much! Like maybe even too much!

 +21Posted on May 5th, 2010 | re: Gabe And Max Wish All The Moms A Happy Mother's Day (79 comments)

I’m so sorry to hear that your mom has to go through that, but she sounds like she’s an awesome lady. I am beaming you and your mom hugs through the internet and I’m gonna go hug my mom twice. <3

 +21Posted on Mar 31st, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Nicholas Sparks Is A Jerk AND An Idiot (213 comments)

I love you all. This thread should win the Pulitzer in Lots of Love.

P.S. Nicholas Sparks and Gwyneth Paltrow should get married. In hell.

 +6Posted on Mar 31st, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Nicholas Sparks Is A Jerk AND An Idiot (213 comments)

I thoroughly enjoy this idea. Let us wash the taste of Nicholas Sparks from our collective mouthbraineyes.

 +2Posted on Mar 26th, 2010 | re: Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2: Marmaduke (54 comments)

This trailer is the equivalent of The Machine from the Princess Bride. Every time you watch it, it takes a year of your life.

I can’t even make a good joke… the horribleness of this trailer has taken all of the fight out of me.

 +4Posted on Feb 23rd, 2010 | re: Captain Eo IS Your Daddy's Jake Sully (20 comments)

UGH. I am going to visit my sister in LA and she informed me that we “have to” go see Captain Eo while I’m there.

Really? Do we?

 +9Posted on Feb 23rd, 2010 | re: My Little Ponies Perform Showtunes And/Or Two Tickets To Nightmare Town (62 comments)

I’m not okay.

Although… when the pony kicked its one-dimensional table because of it’s pony rage at being kicked out of pony Dreamgirls because Beyonce Pony is whiter (more sparkly?) and more appealing to middle-American ponies… I felt something. Something real.

 +3Posted on Feb 16th, 2010 | re: Videogum Everywhere Completes Its Second Successful Mission (32 comments)

I am paranormally excited that my contribution, Gwyneth Wurst, made the cut. I would say I’m sorry for violating the Videogum Everywhere Mission laws for my own personal gain, but I REGRET NOTHING.