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the king of the jungle meets the bane of Mrs. Harper’s 3rd period American Literature class

 +8Posted on Feb 28th, 2011 | re: Charlie Sheen Does The Morning Shows! Still Completely Bonkers! (92 comments)

Charlie Sheen is ONLY 45?! EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 +5Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E05: CDCeez Nuts (125 comments)

wat

 0Posted on Oct 6th, 2010 | re: Now You Are In Your Movie (70 comments)

that’s one wily forest… elf… guy?

“what do you mean you didn’t see Avatar.”

 0Posted on Mar 10th, 2010 | re: Kids Are Unperturbed By Gay Marriage The Darndest Things (45 comments)

boys will be husbands

 +1Posted on Feb 10th, 2010 | re: The Jay Leno Show: Terrible Until The Very End (44 comments)

yowza.

 -3Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: Netflix FAIL (64 comments)

I don’t get it.

 +9Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: Netflix FAIL (64 comments)

my God, I’ve seen over half of these.

 0Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: KFC Has A Proud History All Right, Of Racist Advertising! (121 comments)

that second one isn’t racist, it just shows you how Korean people are magic and can summon KFC at a whim. because they’re whimsical.

 -1Posted on Jan 11th, 2010 | re: Shut Up, Jerry Seinfeld (110 comments)

I like Jerry Seinfeld.

 0Posted on Dec 18th, 2009 | re: Full List Of Golden Globe Nominees Presented By Dr. Chuckles (71 comments)

at first, I thought, “I am going to be so mad if 500 Days of Summer doesn’t win anything,” but then I remembered that it’s only the Golden Globes.

yikes, I wouldn’t fuck this contest with a stolen dick. see ya later!

 -1Posted on Nov 20th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Twilight: New Moon (147 comments)

man. all these scary chicks and their Twilight. yeesh, these girls need boyfriends. I bet they’ll be super disillusioned to find out that their boyfriends don’t have vampire fangs and fur and all that though. BUT I GUESS THIS IS GROWING UP!

 0Posted on Nov 20th, 2009 | re: It is Time To Vote In The 2009 Gummy Awards! (46 comments)

Sunny’s been sort of weak this season. tonight’s episode killed though.

 0Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 | re: The Muscle Companions Have To Stop All From Turning To Road, Duh (45 comments)

what’s a kagamine? :V