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Oh shit, the Kardashians actually were in the same room for that Khristmas Kard shoot? That’s insane! How did David LaChapelle make it look like they were each on different astral planes? He really is a genius.
We all agree on how Spider-Man 3 turned out. So good.
In the still I kind of thought she was Isabella Rossellini so, you know, super good.
Ewwwww Grey’s Anatomy??? THAT’S A DEALBREAKER, LADIES.
I don’t watch Game Of Thrones because I am the last person on Earth without either HBO or access to someone’s HBO GO password (accepting donations, though) so I’m assuming the twist in this wedding is going to be that the groom will have to fight one small asshole boy child and 4 or 5 dragons for his bride’s hand. Is that about right?
I went to an outdoor wedding on a 90 degree day and the ceremony was an hour and 20 minutes and consisted of 5 (maybe 6) full-blown musical numbers and the mother of the bride reading a children’s book aloud. It wouldn’t have been so bad if they had enough parasols to go around and I didn’t have to give mine up for a stupid baby.
Two words: Groom Bulge.
I’m pretty sure most of the images in my nightmares TO THIS DAY are just Stephen Gammell illustrations.
Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark will only be good if they get Stephen Gammell to do those fucked up illustrations for it. But then again if they do get him to do those I will probably never ever, never at all, ever, watch that show because I never willingly submit to being scared.
Videogum Everywhere mission: Don’t hit anybody, ever, with anything. Nobody wants to deal with being assaulted, even if what you are assaulting them with is soft. If you do assault somebody, ever, with anything, you should expect to be rewarded with a punch in the face and a nice trip to jail.
Stan deserved it and you know it, that cheap bastard.
Well all the Big Petes and Little Petes who were born in 1993 needed to name their sons something.
There are only four acceptable TV-related names: Rose, Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia.
Or this one is also a thing. http://youtubedoubler.com/b2fc
For instance, I was just listening to this with one of the remixes to Air’s “Playground Love” and it was horrible.
They just wanted to leave the options open for mashups.
Save the Last Kibble
Posh plays David. David plays Posh. The whole movie is set up as a delivery system for winking one-liners about it.
Better send them back to Vistaprint before it’s too late.
Didn’t you know that’s what happens in a divorce? You sign your name to all the papers, then you stand in a giant tube, then you are vacuumed over to accounts payable for processing.
My favorite family Christmas cards are definitely the ones where all the family members are clearly in different places for the photos and also they’re all looking in different directions and also they’re not standing near one another at all and also they look miserable and/or suspicious, and also they’re unrecognizable. It always fills me with the true spirit of the season. I will keep this on my fridge until next year, I’m sure!
It would certainly rationalize taking my phone into the bathroom with me every time. It’s a good “just in case” plan.
This Thanksgiving, I am thankful for your dedication to and enthusiasm for made-for-TV Christmas specials, badideajeans.
Oh man, I have my leisure bag all packed and ready to go for Knitsgivukkah!