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I am very late and very sorry to be very late, but I love you all very very very much, from the very very bottom of my very very very very very sad heart.
I love you Scott, thank you for fixing my “Booger” Bradley problem and for also inventing the best half of the internet (I only have 4 bookmarks.)
Some time, at my next job interview probably, I will have an opportunity to say “Joe Mande took one for my team on not one but several occasions, and one time he even wrote me (specifically) a screenplay of a Glenn Beck book that everyone on earth immediately forgot about. I am special and give me this job.”
Well I had choreographed a whole inspired dance routine by myself on the deck of an abandoned aircraft carrier, but then those bastards from Spinmedia were spying on me and stole the whole thing! I don’t even know if we will be able to pull it together to win the International Blogdancing Championships tonight, for which the grand prize is exactly the amount of money they’re demanding for Videogum’s deed, but damn it if we don’t pull something together at the last minute this whole 6 year long movie will have been for nothing!
ATTENTION: Young ladies who know they have agency and can make their own big decisions in this world and young gentlemen who will grow up to be fine having a woman for a boss, it is Videogum’s last day!
I know what you’re thinking, “But Superglue, this website came out when I was an infant! Lincoln Logs!” but hear me out. This dope-ass twizzzted website is the dopest assest twizzztedest website around so SHOW SOME GOD DAMN RESPECT. All your sweet 4fathers like G. Washingteezy and T. Jefferstizzle founded this crazy mixed up country with the intent of making this website the Best. Website. Ever. and now the Man, which you will probably learn about in 3 or 4 years when you’re like SOOO OLLLLLD and BOOOOORRRRING, is shutting it down. So take your bourgeoning awareness of the world and picket that ho! Videogum roolz! Spinmedia droolz!!!!!!!!
I’ll say it again: VIDEOGUM ROOLZ! SPINMEDIA DROOOOLLLLLLZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!
I watched the crappy olympics coverage and then the first 45 minutes of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? and then I fell asleep not even realizing it was Leno’s last night. Today, however, I will be crying all day because of Videogum and the resulting hole it is going to rip out of my very being.
I once wrote a really great post about fucked up looking pigeons and a bunch of hateration on the little girl from Jurassic Park, so you know … it’s a font of really great content.
Ladyrainicorn Theresa I love you. Love is forever fan love you.
Husbandglue just watched both Andrew W.K. performances from when he was on SNL in 2002 and I have a load of laundry in the wash, so my day is on the upswing. But it started out shitty with my bus not coming on time and continued on pretty much a straight line of shitty up until about 30 minutes ago. It gets worse in the moments I remember Videogum is going away and slightly better in the moments I look back fondly on many, many, many hours spent here.
Seriously, I’m like flanny at a One Direction concert over here.
OH MY GOD! I’m losing it over this post.
I didn’t mind it. But by the time the show finally ended I was so not emotionally invested that it probably wouldn’t have mattered what they did, I would’ve still been like “Fine, that was fine, I’m just glad I don’t have to watch it anymore.”
Awwww, this reminds me of my favorite title of any post on videogum, ever, and something I still say all the time, “America Says, ‘Just Fucking Put Some Vampires In It’.”
Oh man, Friendly Chat/Friday Fight crossover?????
It’s been years and I know that I have been commenting for a really long time and am not particularly unfunny, but god damn that thread still intimidates me so much.
I fucking hate this news. I hate it so much.
As a southerner, pimentos really don’t freak me out at all because we are constantly putting pimentos into everything. Is something already delicious? Put a bunch of pimentos up in there and it’ll be like twice as delicious.That comment just made me want to drink a bunch of martinis with a bigass pile of pimento cheese fries.
The cable and DVR-less
50.1 oz football game
4.1 oz changing the channel to watch Sherlock even though there is only 30 seconds left in the game and the team with the ball is down 6 points.
Shake with ice, pour over one anxiety olive
I would absolutely love to own a merino guinea pig and then maybe shave it (gently) every couple of months and keep the fur and then spin it into yarn and then make a magnificent and glorious cape out of it.
On a side note, that same exact stock photo of a sick child is plastered all over the hospital I work in to tell people that children under 12 are not allowed to visit anyone in the hospital at all because the flu is super bad this year and children are known public health menaces. So this is extra fun.
Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Sudafed
Sick Leaves Of Grass
World War Sneeze