Are fake moustaches considered government I.D in park slope yet?

Her knees kind of look like emperor Palpatine.

I think I’m going to be late to school because of this gif

I relate more to this

I was six! I’m so embarrassed that I read a blog by and for grandads! #myinternetlifeissimilartobella’sfromtwilight.

My youngest cat can dial 9-1-1 for me, while my other cat spoons out the brandy.

This makes me want to be your gentlewoman caller.

Some woman at kruger’s told me I was “too skinny for the lord” .

“their masqueradin everybody out here”

ah the thousand yard stare of animals wearing anything that isn’t an ac/dc bandanna.

I’d like to nominate anything french that isn’t The Triplets of Belleville.

“Word to the twilight mothers”

I would love to see you in some o’ dem boots.

of slumber