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 +19Posted on Apr 22nd, 2013 | re: The 2013 Unofficial Videogum Monster Meet Up In Chicago (84 comments)

MISSED CONNECTION

YOU: HARD BODIED, HARD WORKING WAITRESS
ME: MONOPOLIZING THE PHOTO BOOTH

CALL ME AND YOU CAN WIPE AWAY A SINGLE TEAR FROM MY EYE

 +16Posted on Apr 22nd, 2013 | re: The 2013 Unofficial Videogum Monster Meet Up In Chicago (84 comments)

the topher was better you are wrong i signed in for the first time in like 2 years just to tell you that. also to talk about how dreamy teresa was. teresagum

 +2Posted on May 9th, 2012 | re: John Travolta Continues To Rest His Case (58 comments)

here’s what i dont get: north carolina didnt already have that amendment! have you been there? north carolina, despite containing the word “north” is an incredibly quote unquote southern state. what is going on down there that they were the 30th state to pass such a thing. they were just sleeping on their dubious legislation or what?

i hope they just shaved their heads after this. “well, we had a good run being metal, but now there’s a bunch of paint in our hair, so i guess it’s time to let it go”

they have plastic over the bed and radiator! what are they doing?

 +8Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: Who Is Your Videogum Valentine? (123 comments)

my valentine is a box of hair dye

 +10Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: The Videogum TV Club Poll: What Do You Wanna Watch?! (159 comments)

greek is really stupid and fun and something kelly would be great at recapping and i accidentally didnt vote for it. greek! i watched every episode but also dont understand why it exists.

i cant wait for the hilarious mucus plug scene!!!

additionally i would like to know why no one ever talks about how super weird elizabeth banks’ hair is. its like a weird overly teased mullet all the time?

i dont know when this movie is coming out but i am going to stall any suicide attempts until after i see it. how is jlo going to nest without all the pregnancy chemicals??? who are half these people??? is it weird that i hope cameron diaz never ever has a child?? why do i hope that. probably because bitches be crazy and i am bitches.

 +8Posted on Jan 20th, 2012 | re: Attention Man Babies: You Don't HAVE To Go On TV!!!! (45 comments)

i think if your fetish requires a dedicated room of the house and apparatuses that require more than one person to move, you need to edit your look. too many accessories! try something less busy, like a foot fetish or buying used panties.

 +25Posted on Jan 16th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Daniel Radcliffe And Lana Del Rey (30 comments)

i liked the second you can do anything sketch where that girl tried real hard at singing and we all clapped for her anyway

 +4Posted on Jan 10th, 2012 | re: Aaron Paul Got Engaged: A Goodbye (37 comments)

women. making. herstory.

 +25Posted on Jan 5th, 2012 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Literally Selling Snake Oil Now (84 comments)

most beauty products are marketed with completely meaningless pseudoscience. “look younger! micro-jujubes will eat your wrinkles! anti-aging particles will spackle in your acne scars! youre a girl, so i know science scares you and you wont think to hard about it! buy the splenda facial!”

 +3Posted on Dec 22nd, 2011 | re: What Are Your Favorite Holiday TV Specials? (74 comments)

also remember this??? http://betamaxmas.com/ still great!

 +2Posted on Dec 22nd, 2011 | re: What Are Your Favorite Holiday TV Specials? (74 comments)

the first time i realized the truth about santa, i saw the christmas episode of hanging with mr cooper. mr cooper didnt believe in santa but then something something there were gifts anyway? i couldnt believe i didnt figure it out since 75% of christmas episodes are about the main curmudgeon not believing. mr cooper does not hang with santa.

 +1Posted on Dec 22nd, 2011 | re: What Are Your Favorite Holiday TV Specials? (74 comments)

dangit facebook!!

my favorite “i like christmas but i dont want to seem like a psycho with my mug of cocoa and burl ives songs” jams are some chill christmas covers by joel rakes. http://christmas.joelrakes.com/
very soothing when you are wrapping presents and the paper tears at the corner and then you put the gift tag over the tear but it looks stupid and you try to move it but the tear gets bigger and you think about making a patch but will anyone notice?

 +1Posted on Dec 6th, 2011 | re: This Is Today's Holiday Themed Internet Video (28 comments)

i have christmas spirit, i just realized i was clenching my jaw really hard. these people stress me out and i am thankful that i dont know them personally.

 +1Posted on Dec 6th, 2011 | re: Who Should Play Young Jesus In The Young Jesus Movie?! (71 comments)

ugh why is that so small?? whatever

 +1Posted on Dec 6th, 2011 | re: Who Should Play Young Jesus In The Young Jesus Movie?! (71 comments)

adult with their head in a basket!!!

 +4Posted on Dec 5th, 2011 | re: This Is Today's Holiday Themed Internet Video (28 comments)

this is going to sound mean, but i felt a deep sense of relief that 1) i didnt have to watch the whole thing. you can just turn it off! 2) these people don’t know me and ask me for compliments

i didnt realize it until 3 minutes into the video and it turns out i was so tense about it!!

“this is what happens when you find a sweater in the alps!”

you get to wear the sweater and then people are like “nice sweater! very alpine” and then also someone hands you a mug of hot chocolate

 +21Posted on Nov 28th, 2011 | re: Is Mac And Cheese A Black Thing? (64 comments)

also one time i went to a taping of the 700 club. im pretty cool, is what im saying.