i cant wait for the hilarious mucus plug scene!!!

additionally i would like to know why no one ever talks about how super weird elizabeth banks’ hair is. its like a weird overly teased mullet all the time?

i dont know when this movie is coming out but i am going to stall any suicide attempts until after i see it. how is jlo going to nest without all the pregnancy chemicals??? who are half these people??? is it weird that i hope cameron diaz never ever has a child?? why do i hope that. probably because bitches be crazy and i am bitches.

i think if your fetish requires a dedicated room of the house and apparatuses that require more than one person to move, you need to edit your look. too many accessories! try something less busy, like a foot fetish or buying used panties.

i liked the second you can do anything sketch where that girl tried real hard at singing and we all clapped for her anyway

women. making. herstory.

most beauty products are marketed with completely meaningless pseudoscience. “look younger! micro-jujubes will eat your wrinkles! anti-aging particles will spackle in your acne scars! youre a girl, so i know science scares you and you wont think to hard about it! buy the splenda facial!”