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 +4Posted on Oct 29th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (149 comments)

I am saving this to my computer to look at in times of stress. Thank you.

 +14Posted on Sep 13th, 2010 | re: The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards (88 comments)

Don’t feel bad, Gabe. You’re still an innocent.

 +5Posted on Sep 9th, 2010 | re: The Cutest Bomb Scare (50 comments)

Yep, this. I’m pretty sure that if I was still five years old, I would have burst into tears watching this because I could have given it a home instead of blowing it into smithereens.

 +6Posted on Sep 9th, 2010 | re: The Cutest Bomb Scare (50 comments)

This makes me feel really sad for some reason.

 +14Posted on Apr 5th, 2010 | re: Gym Tan Casting (28 comments)

There is no chance that Jwoww knows who Dian Fossey is.

 +3Posted on Feb 26th, 2010 | re: Oscar In The Bathroom Watch: Kate Winslet Edition (43 comments)

it’s okay bb, ilu and idgaf.
Or something like that.

/ahem.

 +7Posted on Nov 20th, 2009 | re: 2nd Trailer For MTV's Jersey Shore Reminds Us That This Is An Actual Show (49 comments)

Just looking at these people offends me.

 +2Posted on Nov 19th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: This Wii "Praying" Game Is Fake (45 comments)

I would like to upvote this forever.

 +13Posted on Nov 17th, 2009 | re: Oprah Pretends That Sarah Palin Is An Actual Human Being (97 comments)

I remember life before Sarah Palin, and it was beautiful. If only we could return to those halcyon days…

 +4Posted on Nov 11th, 2009 | re: MTV's Jersey Shore Proves That We Live In The Era Of The Douchebag (100 comments)

As an Italian from St. Louis, I can tell you that it is.

 +7Posted on Oct 30th, 2009 | re: Videogum's Teen Korner: Too Many "Sad" Stories (58 comments)

Ladies and gentlemen, from the music section on the profile of the author who brought us the touching video entitled “Sad… You Might Cry…(whose username is Rockngurl1kittyluv, I might add):
“Music
The Who *now my fav band*…”

I just died inside a little.

 0Posted on Sep 11th, 2009 | re: Happy 9/11 Day, You Guys (49 comments)

I think they got it, you clearly didn’t. But I’m from St. Louis too so I’ll try and let it slide.

 +3Posted on Aug 26th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Inglourious Basterds (117 comments)

Needs more Samm Levine.

 +7Posted on Aug 3rd, 2009 | re: Brokencyde Doesn't Answer My Questions (50 comments)

My 13 year old cousin just added me on facebook. She has these morons listed under her favorite bands.
I feel almost as old as Gabe now.