Screencap courtesy of your next screaming nightmare.
“He owns a PC computer and makes some next level beats.”
I’m not sure that this is the image Microsoft was looking for in it’s “I’m a PC” line of computers, but I guess what ever it takes.
“I’m a PC and I have a throat tattoo.”
Also, in the second video, how did they get into my bedroom? That is clearly my own particular brand of teddy bear and ninja decor.
This is why I work in Medicine and wear scrubs. I have gone the full-fashion retard and would probably think these were a good idea if I saw them in an unguarded moment. My work uniform saves me from myself.
“Dude, wanna come over and catch the big game? No homo.”
“Forget it Jack, it’s Pfaltzgraff? Chinatown”
“That’s not a knife! That’s a Genuine Ginsu? knife!”
“You just put your lips together and Blow Pop?”
“Follow the white Volkswagen Rabbit”