Just wait five minutes and i’m sure Tom will be bitching about being left off of this list on Twitter in no time at all.
Who was that guy walking in at the beginning? I bet he knew the place was being robbed, but realized that the guy was in a Gumby costume and realized he wasn’t in any danger.
That one murderer in the middle kind of looks like Gabe. Uh-oh, I just said Gabe is handsome. OH NO.
This is more of a technical issue than anything: do all of the gif people have like, supercomputers with 1,000,000 terrabytes or something? because my browser crashes on like every 5 out of 10 times i click on a post. Because of the mass amounts of gifs. Just sayin’.
Back to trollin’!
He didn’t KNOW she had hangups about baking, I don’t think. He just liked her cooking. (TWSS???)
Look, no one can change your life except for you. Don’t ever let anyone who hasn’t seen Bridesmaids step all over you(r) commenting on Bridesmaids.
WHY DID THAT CAT ATTACK THAT BABY
Oops I don’t have a right to my opinion. I guess I need to go back to Russia
I lik teh Boondok Santes. Its good movee. I also lik Eet Prey Luv and Cuntry Srong. All this movies R gud. Plz give me job at ur blogs.
Wow yesterday I had lunch with JimJBollocks (remember him!) and our conversation turned to the Judgment Night soundtrack and this very song! Seriously.
This needs more upvotes.
You said “pubic” instead of “public”. *snicker*
Gabe, I think in my twenty years of reading Videogum (which is weird, since this site is only almost 3 years old), that is my favorite thing that I’ve ever read that you wrote. (GRAMMAR? ????)
Also, I think that is my favorite Editor’s Choice ever. So pretty good week, I’d say, EH?
That is a vicious slander and attack against my character. I’ll see you IN COURT. GOOD DAY, SIR!
Gabe, how dare you post a link to something that makes fun of someone from my race. I guess the fact that you did this the one time just proves that you are, in fact, a total racist. I am never reading this site again. As it is just so beyond the pale* now.
*pun NOT intended, you people that try to make jokes out of serious things. I suppose you think that dignified people like the Pope, John McCain, Kim Kardashian, and Keyboard Cat are funny as well?? HOW DARE YOU!
Welp, I upvoted the fuck outta this.
Oh god, never. Have you seen all the shit that goes in there?
Totally. Let’s do this.
I’m here for the taco party.
Sarah, Plain and Dumb