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 +3Posted on Dec 31st, 2011 | re: The Best People Of 2011 (51 comments)

Just wait five minutes and i’m sure Tom will be bitching about being left off of this list on Twitter in no time at all.

 +4Posted on Sep 7th, 2011 | re: The Perfect Crime: Robbing 7-11 In A Gumby Costume (33 comments)

Who was that guy walking in at the beginning? I bet he knew the place was being robbed, but realized that the guy was in a Gumby costume and realized he wasn’t in any danger.

 +6Posted on Aug 22nd, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E06: Did Friggen Shakespeare Write This Episode? (42 comments)

That one murderer in the middle kind of looks like Gabe. Uh-oh, I just said Gabe is handsome. OH NO.

 +5Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

This is more of a technical issue than anything: do all of the gif people have like, supercomputers with 1,000,000 terrabytes or something? because my browser crashes on like every 5 out of 10 times i click on a post. Because of the mass amounts of gifs. Just sayin’.

Back to trollin’!

 +6Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

More Tubgirl!!!!

 +13Posted on May 16th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Bridesmaids (126 comments)

He didn’t KNOW she had hangups about baking, I don’t think. He just liked her cooking. (TWSS???)

 +5Posted on May 16th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Bridesmaids (126 comments)

Lava

 +17Posted on May 16th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Bridesmaids (126 comments)

Look, no one can change your life except for you. Don’t ever let anyone who hasn’t seen Bridesmaids step all over you(r) commenting on Bridesmaids.

 +1Posted on May 13th, 2011 | re: Okay, Sure. Hall And Oates And Cats. (26 comments)

WHY DID THAT CAT ATTACK THAT BABY

 +11Posted on Mar 11th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Boondock Saints (206 comments)

Oops I don’t have a right to my opinion. I guess I need to go back to Russia :-(

 +14Posted on Mar 11th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Boondock Saints (206 comments)

I lik teh Boondok Santes. Its good movee. I also lik Eet Prey Luv and Cuntry Srong. All this movies R gud. Plz give me job at ur blogs.

 +1Posted on Mar 9th, 2011 | re: Continue To R.I.P. Notorious B.I.G. (38 comments)

Ummmm…

http://bit.ly/9VmxCs

 +3Posted on Feb 22nd, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good Interview With J. Mascis (54 comments)

Wow yesterday I had lunch with JimJBollocks (remember him!) and our conversation turned to the Judgment Night soundtrack and this very song! Seriously.

Upvoteupvoteupvoteupvoteupvoteupvote

 +2Posted on Feb 7th, 2011 | re: Quote Of The Day: The Tina Fey Quote (114 comments)

This needs more upvotes.

 +12Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (144 comments)

You said “pubic” instead of “public”. *snicker*

#maturity

 +9Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (144 comments)

Gabe, I think in my twenty years of reading Videogum (which is weird, since this site is only almost 3 years old), that is my favorite thing that I’ve ever read that you wrote. (GRAMMAR? ????)

Also, I think that is my favorite Editor’s Choice ever. So pretty good week, I’d say, EH?

 +4Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: http://whitepeoplerappingpoorly.tumblr.com/ (39 comments)

Sugar Ray?

 +5Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: http://whitepeoplerappingpoorly.tumblr.com/ (39 comments)

That is a vicious slander and attack against my character. I’ll see you IN COURT. GOOD DAY, SIR!

 +10Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: http://whitepeoplerappingpoorly.tumblr.com/ (39 comments)

Gabe, how dare you post a link to something that makes fun of someone from my race. I guess the fact that you did this the one time just proves that you are, in fact, a total racist. I am never reading this site again. As it is just so beyond the pale* now.

*pun NOT intended, you people that try to make jokes out of serious things. I suppose you think that dignified people like the Pope, John McCain, Kim Kardashian, and Keyboard Cat are funny as well?? HOW DARE YOU!

 +7Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt (283 comments)

Welp, I upvoted the fuck outta this.

 +1Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt (283 comments)

Oh god, never. Have you seen all the shit that goes in there?

 +6Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt (283 comments)

Totally. Let’s do this.

 +19Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt (283 comments)

I’m here for the taco party.

 +14Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 43: Sarah Palin Movies (281 comments)

Sarah, Plain and Dumb