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 +28Posted on May 21st | re: That's Your Girlfriend: This Racist (61 comments)

Are you saying all white people look the same?

 +25Posted on May 21st | re: That's Your Girlfriend: This Racist (61 comments)

Well obviously black people are the only reason she’s not participating in a beauty contest.

 +8Posted on May 21st | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (101 comments)

Not no book reader.

Not pictured: Kobert Kowner Jr.

Not pictured: Kimba the white lion.

 +9Posted on Apr 12th | re: Battlefield America Trailer, You Guys (25 comments)

“One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one.” -Nike.

 +17Posted on Apr 12th | re: Battlefield America Trailer, You Guys (25 comments)

I hope this movie finally answers the question, “Why are there two different groups of 8 year olds eating alone, without parental supervision, at a diner in New York?”

 +13Posted on Apr 3rd | re: A Skip Down Memory Lane With "The Skipper" (34 comments)

Wait for me!

This is sort of unrelated, but have you guys been watching The Times and Life of Tim? It’s sort of the best, it features Nick Kroll as a costar, it was made by the guy who did the Budweiser lizards campaign and I’m just surprised more people don’t talk about it more. Maybe It’s because there are so many wacky animated tv shows nowadays, but i think this one stands out.

 +7Posted on Mar 8th | re: Vin Diesel Presents The Ropes (19 comments)

Wouldn’t “The Door” have been a better name? I mean, I’m no Stephon or anything, but I’ve never heard of anyone refer to it as “Working the Ropes.”

 +22Posted on Feb 24th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (51 comments)

I don’t know her first name.

 +30Posted on Feb 24th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (51 comments)

Her name is ResultwhenyouGoogle-Winkgif the 6th

 +14Posted on Feb 24th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (51 comments)

Thanks for the mention, Gabe.

One of these days I’m going to beat those bots. See you Oscar night.

I know this is a generalization, but every Bam I’ve ever met has been radical to the exxtreme.

I thought his name was Brit?

I know this is a generalization but I don’t think I’ve ever met a Brett who wasn’t a dick.

 +1Posted on Feb 15th | re: Purity Bear Is Purity Back (59 comments)

Damn it, purity bear, we need an updated version of this! When is it appropriate to go to DM? When do you poke?

thats why Edward was hesitant to start a relationship with Bella

Friendster>Myspace #bleepgate2012

I don’t get it, where you on the “Ska IS dead” side?

To be fair, I was pretty dopey when I was 18. To be unfair, that kid’s a dumb little fuck.

 +6Posted on Jan 18th | re: Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11 (94 comments)

Had been. Whatever, you get the awful joke.

 +10Posted on Jan 18th | re: Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11 (94 comments)

The only part of this fantasy we have in common is I wish Mark Wahlberg was in 911.