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If you live in a society of marauding zombie spider-people and you go and use their net as a trampoline because you like the liberating feeling it gives you, then sure, the larger issue is that society has devolved into gangs of marauding zombie spider-people, but the more immediate issue is UH WHY WOULD YOU BE AN IDIOT AND GO AND DO THAT?
There’s nothing more fun than SPECIFIC roles! Teens love structure and boundaries!
They NEED me on their team? But their team has worldwide acceptance. That doesn’t sound like a team that’s aching for my membership.
I’m sure Gabe is so particular about who deserves help and sympathy because he’s a male nurse in Africa, and writing a pop culture blog is just an outlet to channel his disgust with the callous opulence of the western world. I’m sure.
By the looks of those magical, flying rainbow poops, i’d say some good acid.
The poop was smeared because it would be really weird if people were neat and pristine toilet seat poopers.
Potty Pax even comes with a convenient and discreet carrying case that you just throw to the ground BECAUSE YOU NEED TO SHIT SO BAAADDD!!!OMFFLFLFLG!!
That lady sounds like a high quality voice synthesizer.
Time is your pervy friend.
No, which means he’s telling us “you’re all potential victims of my torture/sex/murder dungeon!”
Your penis was wide-eyed and popping out of it’s sockets?
I thought the ad was saying that the car is like a pretty, demure lady that can still FUCK YOU IN THE ARRSSSEE! So i was right.
I think the ad is saying that as a hatchback, the car has a bit of a flat ass, just like that model, but you shouldn’t worry about that, because, like, whoops, there are more pertinent and complex issues in life like your confusing feelings about ladyboys.
He was just bein ure girlfriend trying to get you your groove back, girl!
Canoodling > Marriage
Did she really have to make a categorical point that there will be no canoodling? Like she was being accosted by some terrible creep in a bar. It’s just a silly TV pretty boy dazzled by a fun sounding word.
You’ve been doing a great job. But I’d like to see more features we like gotten rid of, and more features we don’t like added. Ok thanks bei!
The Dark Tower is an infrequent poster on Videogum who mostly posts when there is controversy and arguments, and who’s rare attempts to comment lightheartedly come off awkward and cumbersome.
I know i only post when i have something horrible to say, and it’s not even about being more honest or non-conformist than other people, other people could be just as big as jerks but choose not to, yet i still can’t help but say: That dude’s got a terrible case of gayface.
Let those young people yoke each other, you grumpy old coot!
“Do you have doubts that your resentment of Jessa isn’t driven by the realization that she is a teenage girl’s vapidly contrived idea of sassy, but out of mishandled sexual feelings?”
Making the engineer’s reaction perfectly understandable.
Gabe: haha
What a polite and proper laugh you have Gabe, just well measured and restrained, befitting a prim young gentleman!
Pushing jerks retracts 10 lbs from your figure!
In soviet russia you live hard, and die easy. (It’s funny because it’s true!)
I kept being so mad at the director for cutting away to the closeup during most riveting parts. Great showcase of your directing prowess Mr. Two Cameras. Why don’t you go fly a kite!