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Cameron Diaz seen thinking up captions for Johnny Depp’s new hair.

“I mean, who reads these Sleepy Hollow recaps??”

 +2Posted on Nov 27th, 2013 | re: Sleepy Hollow S01E09: Ichabod, You Are A Father (13 comments)

So is Carmen Petaccio the new Gabe and Sleepy Hollow the new How I Met Your Mother and blogging about it the new Putting Food On Your Family?

“Another Big Data Solution Cloud Retention Tech Networking stumble? Why do i keep stumbling this trash??”

“Oh man, my hand looks so weird, like a backwards clamp hand of some sort…”

 0Posted on Nov 24th, 2013 | re: Brainstorming Names For The Batman Vs. Superman Movie (67 comments)

I feel like David Fincher translated the same idea into his directorial style.

 0Posted on Nov 24th, 2013 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (6 comments)

Al Swerengen sounds like how Arnold Schwarzenegger would pronounce his name.

 0Posted on Nov 24th, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (43 comments)

Coach is really starting to meld in. But he still slightly feels like a douchethug playing pretend dork-mellow.

 0Posted on Nov 24th, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (43 comments)

I stopped watching the league a season ago when it started feeling like a gang of arrogant dullards who’s jokes are funny only within their clique. They used to be weird and lovable, regardless of their failings as human beings.

 0Posted on Nov 24th, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (43 comments)

I guess they should have just resolved his issues and attained his goals in episode one. Weird how they didn’t do that. Also i’d like to make a snide remark about the plot of the extras being identical to some show where some hapless schmuck tries to attain certain achievements but fails, which i feel there are plenty of out there, since it’s a generally present theme in pop culture, but i can’t think of any.

 -1Posted on Nov 24th, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (43 comments)

Derek was terrible. I had no idea what Gervais was trying to do by playing a mentally challenged character while refusing to admit to doing so. I feel like he’s waging battles that make sense only in his mind. Stephen Merchant on the other hand seems like a lovely fellow with a strong and sensible moral compass.

 0Posted on Nov 24th, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (43 comments)

I can’t stand it. It has the comic sensibilities of a laugh track show. I basically gave up after that episode which started with disposing of smelly socks with a bomb diffusing robot. Have mercy!

 0Posted on Nov 24th, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (43 comments)

Parenthood has become a weekly soap, and not a very good one at that. The plotlines are cliche and forced, and they manage to make me hate practically everyone i used to root for.

 +2Posted on Nov 3rd, 2013 | re: This Week in Movie Trailers, You Guys (24 comments)

Confession: Being based on legos look like a good excuse/reason for that movie to take liberties in being super fun and goofy. RELAXO everyone.

 +1Posted on Nov 3rd, 2013 | re: This Week in Movie Trailers, You Guys (24 comments)

With a name like Kitty Pryde she’s probably an unflinching advocate of female rights, which the Hollywood patriarchy simply couldn’t allow.

 +2Posted on Nov 3rd, 2013 | re: The Videogum SpooOOoooOOoky Movie Club: Rosemary's Baby (31 comments)

I kind of like that now that Gabe’s not here, Kelly can like a Roman Polanski film without making a point of being the sentinel of morality. But it’s great you’re here to keep the fire burning That One.

 0Posted on Nov 3rd, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (26 comments)

What about the rest of the music? I love the choices. Such wonderfully corny melancholia, just as sadness often is.

 0Posted on Nov 3rd, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (26 comments)

That’s a ridiculous complaint. Seinfeld had 10 years of hopelessly unchanging characters. Not to mention it’s the very beginning of the show, and you’re expecting a significant evolution on the resolution of his flaws and shortcomings.

 -15Posted on Aug 3rd, 2013 | re: This Is Just A Goodbye Post (241 comments)

Bye Gabe. We’ll always remember you for your glowing How I Met Your Mother recaps and your poignant critique on boundaries concerning The Onion calling Quvenzhan√© Wallis the C word juxtaposed against the time you did this:

Hope you get a chance to expand on your volunteer work as a nurse in Africa, leaving the callous opulence and privilege of the western world, which often infuriated you so, behind.

 +4Posted on Jul 20th, 2013 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (14 comments)

Uh, Gabe. There are like 5 movies about slavery, and i’m pretty sure like 3 of them are lifetime movies. OK maybe there are more movies about slavery, but if there can be a bazillion movies about WW2, then there sure as heck can be more than a dozen movies about slavery. It’s not like every summer there are competing slavery blockbusters. Chill out willy G.

 +2Posted on Jun 28th, 2013 | re: This Baby Knows How To Do Summer (23 comments)

If you tiny tiny baby swims across the pool all on her own i think it’s time to ditch the condescending cutesy baby-voice and congratulate your baby with some rightfully earned respect!

I don’t get it. The wig she’s wearing is a sort of an Anime wig, and Anime cartoons are known for their renditions of uncommonly huge, round eyes, so it’s not just that she’s racist, she’s also a big nonsensical dummyhead.

 +6Posted on Jun 20th, 2013 | re: (17 comments)

You will live on in our dreams as scary Homer. <3

 0Posted on Feb 8th, 2013 | re: Please Hold Your Judgment: Windless Kite Flying (14 comments)

I kept being so mad at the director for cutting away to the closeup during most riveting parts. Great showcase of your directing prowess Mr. Two Cameras. Why don’t you go fly a kite!