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Steve Janowski

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 +11Posted on Jun 24th, 2009 | re: The Daily Show Discovers Americans Are Stupider Than Iranians (19 comments)

The thing I’m learning from all this news is that Iranians are HOTTER than Americans. Yowza, all of a sudden I want a remake of 300 in which the Persians are all nubile women. Booooinnng!

What I sometimes wonder about, is how do the homeless masturbate. I mean, that’s something I do only at home.

 +5Posted on May 28th, 2009 | re: Dear Awesome Stuntmen, Let Us Work On Your Soundtracks (17 comments)

OH WOW I have had this script for an action movie for years about a guy who can do tons and tons of flips to get in and out of intense adrenaline driven situations involving the handovers of cases and shipping ports and foundrys and revenge. But most importantly, I wanted to say EN OH to all that CGI bullshit so I wrote it about a human who flips over and over and away from bullets, thinking that it’d be IMPOSSIBLE to film. AT LAST WHAT I HAVE IMAGINED CAN BE REAL.

 +6Posted on Apr 1st, 2009 | re: The TWSS Archives: Old WWF Advertisement (20 comments)

how is a wrestler who is named after a fleetwood mac song gay?

 +1Posted on Apr 1st, 2009 | re: This Is A Secret Message To Charlie: Run! (43 comments)

i don’t get this at all. nothing to see here. it’s a sincere video by someone not very interesting who is in a complicated relationship. that’s not crazy. if you think that’s crazy then you have boring relationships.

 +1Posted on Apr 1st, 2009 | re: Videogum Emergency Alert: The Room Is Going To Be On TV Tonight! (237 comments)

i feel like i just watched the brown bunny only it was good

 0Posted on Apr 1st, 2009 | re: Videogum Emergency Alert: The Room Is Going To Be On TV Tonight! (237 comments)

i honestly thought that ronnie milsap thing was a tim and eric sketch… it isn’t?

 +6Posted on Apr 1st, 2009 | re: Videogum Emergency Alert: The Room Is Going To Be On TV Tonight! (237 comments)

the strangest thing is that… i want to see it again.

 +2Posted on Apr 1st, 2009 | re: Videogum Emergency Alert: The Room Is Going To Be On TV Tonight! (237 comments)

wake up? HAHAHAHAHAH

 +1Posted on Apr 1st, 2009 | re: Videogum Emergency Alert: The Room Is Going To Be On TV Tonight! (237 comments)

bendaroos is made of genuine tommy wiseau hair