i… drink… your… JAMBA JUICE.

i like how whatever tongue he’s speaking just before the splattery part contains the word “booyah”

i’m kinda grossed out by the turn this roman polanski on videogum thing has taken. it’s become a kind of weird moral dick-measuring contest in the comments of who can be the most anti-rape. “I care about others’ well being more than anyone! therefore, notice me!!” that’s what you sound like, guys. lame. this isn’t about you or woody harrelson or anybody, except a woman who was raped as a child and is now in her forties, and who would rather she were allowed to stop reliving the trauma and get on with her life. For that reason, she settled with him out of court already. it’s outrageous what happened in the past, but it’s none of our business too.

not advocating any kind of rape here, but i feel like if the victim wants the case dropped then it should be dropt, namean?

slated for 2012:
Jenga: the 3D IMAX Experience
Backgammon: the Ride
Uno On Ice
Jumanji: the Book About a Board Game: the Movie: the Board Game: the Movie: Full Throttle
THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE