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I still had some sort of sympathy for the characters in Requiem. Much as it was a rough experience watching it, I still walked out feeling satisfied.
Black Swan? No. There was no one to connect to.
I gotcha.
And honestly, I believe this was filmed before the second wave of crap came from Mel, so I think few people expected him to dig that hole deeper like he did. Then you’re left with a kooky movie starring America’s Hitler.
Then again, I don’t know how this movie would have felt any better with someone other than Mel. It seems like a horribly flawed premise. I initially thought it was going to be a sillier comedy originally because, hey, BEAVER PUPPET.
Also, this script was tops on the Black List, which meant it was a script everyone in Hollywood loved. Meaning it’s either changed a lot from the script, or Hollywood likes crap (probably this one).
UGH. That was supposed to be for banji. Damn you, IE8.
I don’t know if the public has really dismissed his statements. We all still hate him.
Can’t speak for Hollywood, who gave him the movie, not us.
Remember, folks, this was written by the guy who created “Lone Star.” So, yeah.
OK, so we were supposed to spend 2 hours with a shrill, annoying shrew? Because that doesn’t sound like an enjoyable time to me.
If I wanted to do that, I’d stay home with the wife, right, guys? Right?
I’m kidding: my wife is a lovely woman.
What gets me, as someone who WASN’T a fan of this movie, is that many of the reasons people give for why they loved it are exactly the reasons why I didn’t like it.
However, I did think Kunis did an actual good job in this movie. Huh?
Also, Gabe, re: your description of Portman’s character – SPOT ON. I couldn’t fucking stand her after maybe twenty minutes, and I still had the rest of the movie to go.
Santa Claus: The Movie
When I sent this in, my comment was “2012 Comes Early!”
I now realize that it’s the perfect tagline for the film.
THANK YOU. My dad made me watch this, and it’s fucking ridiculous.
“You know who I hate? Fags.” – Julia Stiles (her character, at least), always your girlfriend
“No, I really don’t enjoy David Mamet.” – Me, always
New nominee for WMOAT: Kickboxing Academy.
It’s an atrocious movie, but also this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkRBqDwLpn4
WALTER, THESE AREN’T THE GUYS WHO BUILT THE FUCKING RAILROADS, MAN!
I was just fine with this movie. It was a noble narrative effort – no more, no less.
By the way, the bench they sit on near Angels’ Flight is immortalized with a plaque IRL. The wife and I went there, and six college girls were taking pictures of themselves on it. Universal Studios Orlando needs to get on this shit and make the (500) Days of Summer Interactive Bench-sperience.
The Chinamen are not the issue, Dude.
My friend had the same issue with the movie, and I agree, but if they’re going down that route, at least they had the sense to cast Chloe Moretz, who is that rare breed: GOOD child actor.
Otherwise, you run the risk of getting Jonathan Lipnicki, and then we’re all fucked.
4 if you count “Show Zero”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-4prrxkPgI
It takes a while to get used to talking to and fucking Seth Rogen, even if it’s only fake-talking and fake-fucking.
So long as she uses her Boardwalk Empire voice.
It takes him two years to get one of those movies done? They always look like they’re written, filmed, and edited in a month.
“I need at least six months to road-test all the weed jokes. IT’S A SYSTEM!” – Judd Apatow
Also, my grandmother had to go to LA for surgery yesterday morning. These assholes almost made her late.
They sort of explain themselves at their website: http://www.imperialstars.com:
“The Imperial Stars are committed to benefiting the displaced children of America through the voice of music. Charitable focused movements in addition to professional sound quality fit for all demographics; vision of mainstream success is directed back into the community voluntarily. Progression is a standard with our audio production, collective marketing strategies and overall business approach, therefore building relationships and doing well by them is the priority at Imperial One Entertainment.”
“Sort of,” as in: I don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.
Jane Lynch was great on SNL, highlighted further by the fact that the show seemed so disorganized. There were the aforementioned Denzel skit (which I still enjoyed because I thought the impression was spot-on) and Tax Masters skit, but even the Gilly skit didn’t coalesce. I know most people probably didn’t care because OMG GILLY KILL IT WITH FIRE, but it looked like people were missing cues and such, and it just stumbled onto its ending when the cast finally woke up and remembered they had to sing “Don’t Stop Believing” to end the thing.
Despite all that, Jane Lynch did very well with her performances.
Also, Bruno Mars? I appreciate the effort, but no. Please, no.
Relax, technojeremy.
I felt the same way after watching a commercial for J.Lo’s “The Back-Up Plan,” and my niece said, “OMG! That movie looks so funny! I wanna see that!”
I’d say I died a little inside, but I’m already dead. Folks like us who hate mainstream crap like this already had their souls chipped away every time someone squeed with delight every time Kate Hudson does a rom-com.
Charlotte, A Life With Tourette’s
The Taco Incident
That’s My Great-Uncle!
CNR (Charles Nelson Reilly biopic)
Undercover Wet Nurse
Four Douchebags and Someone’s Baby
Everybody Loves Raymond: The Movie