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UGH. Kidz today. Need to get off my goddamn lawn.
If Kidz Bop existed just a little bit earlier in human history, they could have done something clever with that… something about Generation X Plays YYZ… I don’t know.
Besides, I think this kid already has it covered:
So what really confuses me about this video is why they keep showing kids standing around pretending to play guitars and basses and stuff, when NO SUCH INSTRUMENTS EXIST IN THE SONG. I mean, I’m a crotchety old young man and have been grumbling for years about how no one in music videos bothers to sync their playing to the music anymore these days, but COME ON. Those instruments aren’t even in the song. UGH.
I cannot honestly tell how serious you are being with this comment, so I’ll just say to be careful, mister. You are on some thin ice here.
No, Country Music already existed, thisismynightmare.
Actually I’m pretty sure she’s had a pussy for WAAAY longer than she’s had her money.
Not that some worthless pantie-clad upskirt shot would give us any evidence one way or another on that.
Guys, we are all going to barricade ourselves in a building for an entire night to practice until we are as good as this guy.
Do you see where I am going with this?
It will be a pop-and-lock-in!
See, these ads made me WANT to wear Old Spice, but to me the point of deodorant (emphasis on the “de”) has always been to make one not smell, rather than to cover up one smell with another, more powerful smell. Old Spice is basically cheap armpit perfume, is what I’m saying. I’d rather smell like nothing. Which is to say, I’d rather smell clean.
You, sir, are a hero.
I love it when white Christians complain about having their visions for this country challenged. And also when they talk about how terrible it is when folks become preoccupied with only their own selfish needs. This poor man! No one is hearing the voice of HIS group of people!
You mean you’ve seen the skin next to her vagina? I mean come on, she’s wearing panties. Not that I particularly WANT to see Gwyneth’s Paltr-hole, but I don’t see how this is all that salacious given that it shows nothing that a bikini wouldn’t.
I think before he can win an oscar for acting he has to start… you know… acting. Wake me up when that happens.
So in what I see as this trailer’s central metaphor, the “table leg” is the bankability of Samuel L. Jackson, Hollywood is the one that has “got hold to” it, and we are all the collective head which is being beaten, until Hollywood eventually gets tired, puts its foot on us, and pulls it out.
Which is a shame, because I used to like the guy before he started being in every movie and always just kind of playing to what everyone expects from him – i.e. lots of shouting and tirades.
I have the weirdest boner right now.
’cause when I abandon my elected responsibilities, I ain’t comin’ back!
I found this genuinely upsetting. That kid is going to grow up with some serious traumatic memories.
Of course, we are straying a little bit away from the central issue here, which is why ANYONE thinks eyebrow waxings are a good thing in the first place. I don’t think I’ve ever met a single non-heinous person with waxed eyebrows.
Who the fuck is Andrew Garfield?
Just so you know, I think I am forever henceforth going to imagine all of Steve Winwood’s comments being spoken in the Plinkett review voice. It combines two of the best awful things about the internet!
I’m glad somebody else pointed out the misspelling of “memoriam”, so that I wouldn’t have to, but I’m not gonna lie: it took me a good 30 seconds to parse “hahajknowinwoodo.”
I was like:
haha, ok, got that
j… probably means just, ok
knowin… so he just is knowin something
woodo…. wait, what? Haha, he’s just knowin woodo? Who or what is woodo, and how can I get to know it?
I have a whole Satellite of Love for you and this comment.
This has long been one of my favorite things that the internet has ever given me.
In principle, I agree 110%. There really is something quite trashy about being entirely dependent on that “oh man I know both of these songs” childish thrill for your success, even if you are quite skilled at combining those songs.
In practice, I have definitely found myself quite enjoying some bits of Girl Talk.
Your boyfriend is a lucky man.
I think I remember hearing that the fight was being filmed in France, so that at the end of the broadcast they can just put up a title card saying “Fin.”
I herd there was a pun thread going on, so I thought I’d contribute before cooler heads tried to rein[deer] it in. BAM(bi)!