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 0Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt (283 comments)

Sorry, PT, I have to agree. You understand.

 +1Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E04: Homies Don't Play Dat! (114 comments)

BLAM!?

 +2Posted on Nov 21st, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (270 comments)

Raspberry earl grey is the best, as is red lavender tea. Not “the best” as in “better than lavender earl grey, obviously”, but, you know, like “the best!”. I’m sure lavender earl grey is delicious as well. Thanks for reminding me simultaneously both that 1) I love those teas and 2) I can’t procure them where I am.

I’ma go be mildly conflicted for a while.

 +1Posted on Nov 20th, 2010 | re: Wait For It (60 comments)

Barkeep, an Upvote for this witty fellow!

 +2Posted on Nov 7th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (168 comments)

Hi!

I miss yelling that, and “Where’s my Nobel?!”.

 +14Posted on Nov 2nd, 2010 | re: Keyboard Cat's World Series Broadcast Commercial For Pistachios (118 comments)

Franco + pistachio?

Can this happen?

 +5Posted on Oct 28th, 2010 | re: Halloween Costume Open Thread (429 comments)

I just discovered Black Books this week. Amazing.

 +1Posted on Oct 7th, 2010 | re: iCarly Spaghetti Tacos Remind Us That Kids Are The Worst (138 comments)

I’ve seen Czechs do that too. Mayonnaise is a universal condiment, apparently.

 +3Posted on Sep 30th, 2010 | re: Myst: The Movie Gives Me Memory Hives (98 comments)

I’m glad someone mentioned the novels. I thought the first one was pretty enjoyable, though I was markedly disappointed to receive it for Christmas. 2 was all right and 3 was meh, but I think there could be a genuinely interesting movie made from them. Could be.

 0Posted on Sep 30th, 2010 | re: Myst: The Movie Gives Me Memory Hives (98 comments)

Upvote x one million for John Williams! My favorite!

 +2Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

P.S. I Love You.

My ex dragged me to see it and talked for the whole half-hour ride home about how great it was and that was literally the moment when I knew that the relationship was over.

I know a lot of Sandra Bullock movies are jostling for the dishonor here, but that one was just spectacularly awful.

 0Posted on Aug 30th, 2010 | re: A Brief Reminder About Tattoos (67 comments)

Wrong, sir. I know I’ve seen Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. I have watched that movie on the regular since childhood times.

 0Posted on Aug 27th, 2010 | re: A Brief Reminder About Tattoos (67 comments)

Really?

I don’t want to have to ship you another pie so I’ll assume you’re correct.

 0Posted on Aug 26th, 2010 | re: A Brief Reminder About Tattoos (67 comments)

“To clarify: Walking down the street with a friend, do I get stopped by someone, have an extended conversation with them, based seemingly in years of knowing them, then, while walking away, turn to my friend and apologize for not introducing them, but explain that I forgot that person’s name and occasionally explain that I actually have no idea who that person was? Yes, yes I do.”

Yes, yes you have.

You have also won a bet with me wherein I stated that I had not seen a certain movie, which I don’t remember which it is right now, and you asserted that I had, and you were correct, and I had to bake you a pie.

I am also shocked at the things you know.

 0Posted on Aug 12th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Dan Gordon-Levitt (70 comments)

This sounds like something you’d see on Church Street, right next to the person who wears a fox mask and plays a digeridoo.

 +4Posted on Aug 12th, 2010 | re: That's Your 11-Year-Old Film Critic: Jackson (64 comments)

All playing drinking games consisting entirely of shout-singing obscure musicals, ALL NIGHT. All getting way wasted and spilling butterscotch schnapps (?!?!) all over my kitchen counter and then hogging the bathroom weeping because Wicked: The Musical was so BEAUTIFUL and they’ll never be that taaaaallllenttteedddd, waaaaahahahaha.

I lived with three theater majors my senior year of college. It was a nightmare. It isn’t the art form I object to, but just 99% of the people who pursue it.

 +1Posted on Aug 12th, 2010 | re: Oh, Legless Cat! So Chill! (71 comments)

Yes.

It ain’t easy being white.

P.T, I think that Toxoplasma gondii is another thing that should go on our list of esoteric references.

 +1Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 | re: Jeremy London UPDATE: Still A Lying Drug Addict! (57 comments)

Yup. Upvoteupvoteupvote.

 +2Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 28: #RachelZoeMovieQuotes (279 comments)

I literally failed at replying.

 0Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 28: #RachelZoeMovieQuotes (279 comments)

“What is Shankara?”
“Literally fortune and glory kid. Literally.”

 0Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 28: #RachelZoeMovieQuotes (279 comments)

Agreed.

 +9Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: Looking Good, Gary Oldman! (84 comments)

More like going for a purposeful stride.

 +1Posted on Aug 2nd, 2010 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Violent JJ's "Bad Bad Man" (62 comments)

Personal record: I just upvoted more than half of the comments on this thread. I grinned so hard, reading this. Keep up the good work, everybody.

This might be just ‘too many beers’ type of goodwill, but still. I stand by it.