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 +4Posted on Jun 27th, 2010 | re: Jeremy London Story Will Never Stop Getting Better And Better! (32 comments)

nope

 +9Posted on Feb 19th, 2010 | re: Go Fuck Yourself, Mr. Leno (37 comments)

It’s called a analogy, douche. chill out.

I think it’s great Norm has such loyalty to Conan. Jay on the other hand will be lucky to have any guests wanting to come on his show after this clusterfuck is over.

 +4Posted on Jan 14th, 2010 | re: Notable Asshole Pat Robertson Says Haiti Made A Deal WIth The Devil (64 comments)

And here I thought earthquakes were caused by the shifting of tectonic plates, not supposed pacts with satan. My bad.

also, STFU you old hateful mummy!

 +3Posted on Oct 2nd, 2009 | re: The Real Housewives Of Atlanta S02E08: Who Disturbed Our Swamp?! (9 comments)

Eh, it could be worse. Anyone whose birth name is “Kandi” who doesn’t grow up to be a skanky coke whore with a broken weave (Kim), is pretty amazing in and of itself.

 +3Posted on Sep 25th, 2009 | re: A Round Up Of Reviews Of I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (52 comments)

In Hell, the only thing they have on tap is Zima.

 +10Posted on Sep 17th, 2009 | re: Why Can't Juggalos And Maggots Just Be Friends? (96 comments)

There may be peace for now, but 5 years from now when that new Taco Bell needs a new night manager, the gauntlet will drop once again.

 +2Posted on Sep 17th, 2009 | re: Let's Just Pretend This Never Happened (66 comments)

This reminds me, that this weekend I’m totally need take my little Billy Idol wannabe brother out to see some mooveez, his little Prince friend is more than invited.

 +7Posted on Aug 19th, 2009 | re: Las Vegas Offers Hangover Themed Weekend To Assholes (29 comments)

In Vegas, the STDs are always complimentary.

I just found my new ringtone.

 +3Posted on Aug 12th, 2009 | re: This New Where The Wild Things Are Poster Is Virtual Insanity! (29 comments)

Gabe obviously knows of Jamiroquai, from hanging out with his grandchildren. Back in 1997.

 +1Posted on Aug 12th, 2009 | re: Ice-T Smashing A Laptop Reminds Us That Racism Is Weird (61 comments)

God, your just all kinds of FAIL, aren’t you?

 +2Posted on Aug 12th, 2009 | re: The 10th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos: Remembered (130 comments)

I just count my blessings, that I’m at least on her radar and not Violent J’s.

 +1Posted on Aug 3rd, 2009 | re: Oh Boy, Who Should Jon Gosselin Be Friends With Next? (62 comments)

A wood chipper.

 +3Posted on Aug 3rd, 2009 | re: Brokencyde Doesn't Answer My Questions (50 comments)

Ugh, I’m gonna need a colder shower.

 +10Posted on Aug 1st, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (141 comments)

Fine Gabe, I’ll create an account just so I can view the scores, only because Videogum is the only that gets me through the day, my days being filled with being a dead German chanteuse and all.