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 +14Posted on Jul 25th, 2013 | re: Is Tyler Hoechlin Too Beautiful To Be Batman, Or Just Beautiful Enough? (47 comments)

They both kind of look like the same (very handsome) person?

 +2Posted on Mar 25th, 2013 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Spring Breakers (71 comments)

Highlights:

- Gucci Mane holding his daughter yelling “I NEED TO FEED MY BABY.”
- Alien: “Girl, why you actin’ so ‘spicious?”
- Robbery montage set to “Everytime” by Britney Spears
- Cliff Martinez’s contributions to the score
- Alien’s cologne comment
- Pretty much every time Gucci was on screen

 +6Posted on Jan 7th, 2013 | re: Some More Ideas For Unscripted OWN Series (24 comments)

Bogfellas: about a mobster-turned-peat-gatherer

At the very least, how about having a set up so that we don’t have to log out of FB Connect and log back into our Vgum accounts every time we come to the site?

 0Posted on Jul 23rd, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E02: Walt Is Very Frustrating (83 comments)

***playing in the background*** (oof)

 +1Posted on Jul 23rd, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E02: Walt Is Very Frustrating (83 comments)

I’d just like to point out that I was looking at this GIF with Die, Die My Darling by the Misfits. Yours is seemingly more appropriate?

There is no way that this is a normal-sized can of soda.

 +3Posted on Jun 11th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Prometheus (158 comments)

I think the best possible ending would have been if Noomi Rapace had reached the “lifeboat” and peered into the “operating” room and seen that her aborted alien fetus had grown into an xenomorph (Alien) and the movie just cut to black right there. The whole thing with her lying on the ground screaming and then carrying David’s head around for the rest of the movie was kind of ridiculous and unnecessary.

Plus, aren’t xenomorphs born out of humans? Why did it have to explode out of the Engineer? I would understand if humans and Engineers didn’t have the exact same DNA, but they do, so why would Noomi “produce” a giant face hugger and the Engineer produce a xenomorph? And why didn’t the scientist with the glasses who got facehugged early on produce a xenomorph? Or did he and that’s how their species propagates and survives?

If Engineers and humans have the same DNA, why do we look so different? Blergh.

Goofygifs.com indeed.

 +4Posted on Mar 27th, 2012 | re: January Jones Doth Protest Too Much About BEING A WITCH! (31 comments)

The story and picture combination in this post is creating a whole lot of cognitive dissonance in my brain here. On one hand, GROSS, and on the other, THE OPPOSITE OF GROSS.

Most underrated comment of the century.

 +1Posted on Mar 4th, 2012 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Girl Who Doesn't "Get" Leap Days (63 comments)

“I work with scientists.” – Zayin

Alternatively: The two stars at the Oscars most in touch with their humanity.

 +5Posted on Feb 22nd, 2012 | re: Let's (Continue To) Chat About Jesus (33 comments)

Wait, which video are you watching? The video I’m watching has “Hoochie Mama” by 2 Live Crew as the background music.

 +1Posted on Feb 17th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (46 comments)

As far as Pusher is concerned:

1) English
2) Drugs
3) A debt that must be paid
4) Foreign mobster
5) Cute girl with short blonde hair in her underwear
6) Guns
7) Cars
8) This song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S94Kb4MVxj8 (remixed however) in the trailer?

Yeah, I’ll see it.

Mr. and Mrs. Cool Glasses

 +24Posted on Feb 6th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 62: "What's That Movie?" (247 comments)

What’s the one where Guy Pearce plays a guy with short-term mem–

 +6Posted on Feb 6th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 62: "What's That Movie?" (247 comments)

What’s the one where Guy Pearce plays a guy with short-term mem-

 +8Posted on Feb 6th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 62: "What's That Movie?" (247 comments)

Silvio Berlusconi’s home movies.

 +6Posted on Feb 6th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 62: "What's That Movie?" (247 comments)

My home movies.

 +1Posted on Nov 30th, 2011 | re: Daniel Craig Just Says What Everyone Is Thinking (32 comments)

My love for James Bond now conflicts for my love of New Jersey. Who should I side with?!

This goes very well with the picture above.

 +3Posted on Oct 26th, 2011 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (34 comments)

 0Posted on Oct 26th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (10 comments)

Speaking of which, is anybody in NYC going to Conan next week? My friends won tickets for Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday! Woo!

 +1Posted on Oct 26th, 2011 | re: "Pizza Party" Is The Last Song, We Don't Need Any More Songs, Thanks! (52 comments)

I don’t now what it is, but pizza humor gets me every time.