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As long as we keep on givin’, we can take anything that comes our way.
Oliver Knussen FTW!
Hardy is one of my heroes too! I like The Mayor of Casterbridge and Jude the Obscure, but Return of the Native isn’t bad either. . .
It tastes like dogshit fucks! Or something.
I’m sorry, but it’s impossible not to LOVE an episode that contains the following exchange:
Tom: “I’ll show up to your house with bells on.”
Patti: “You mean with LABELLES on!”
LOL
When are you going to settle down and give me some grandchildren so that my heart isn’t brokeback mountain.
They Shoot Turkeys, Don’t They?
Ever since Anthony Bourdain referred to Emeril as an Ewok, I can’t look at him without thinking “Yub Nub.”
I already hate how many people are going to send me this, thinking it’s clever.
Mr. Marbles!
This was my pick, too.
Along with THE NANNY, obviously!
More than 9 out of 10 Americans didn’t see “Six Days, Seven Nights”; and they were the lucky ones.
I’ll be able to masturbate to Rick Derringer’s voice. Instead of just masturbating unaccompanied.
“Tell us how Miracle Whip impacts [sic] your relationship for a chance to win $25,000 for your wedding or divorce.”
I think it’s safe to say that we are all irrevocably doomed.
Back in my day, we didn’t even have trampolines. You just jumped and hit the ground.
It’s like Bob Saget’s wet dream.
This was not meant to be a reply to your comment. It was a joke about white women savior nonsense. I’m dumb.
Dangerous Minds think alike!
Zack Braff ate here and got fat.
I misunderstood the assignment.
Slimey the Worm is totes gay.
This time, it’s cervical.
I thought the previous week’s opening scene with the violinist and fat bathing homeless dude was importanter, but I agree, important.
Your post on this was better than Gawker’s post on this!