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Lost in WAHnslation.

 +2Posted on Apr 23rd, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Earth Day Movies (58 comments)

Follow that Bird (to its natural nesting habitat)

 0Posted on Apr 22nd, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Earth Day Movies (58 comments)

Greenhouse Party IV: Down to the Last Minute

 +1Posted on Apr 22nd, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Earth Day Movies (58 comments)

Sarah’s Key-oto Protocol

 +6Posted on Apr 22nd, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Earth Day Movies (58 comments)

Brokeback Mountain Top Removal
:-D :-D

 +8Posted on Apr 22nd, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Earth Day Movies (58 comments)

Some Like it Hot, AND IT’S A GOOD THING BECAUSE THE PLANET IS WARMING OMG

 +1Posted on Apr 22nd, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Earth Day Movies (58 comments)

Written on the WIND-POWER PLANT

 0Posted on Mar 28th, 2013 | re: Hey, Want To Write Some NBC Jokes For Jay Leno? (38 comments)

Last night I saw a contract in my pajamas.

 +1Posted on Mar 28th, 2013 | re: Hey, Want To Write Some NBC Jokes For Jay Leno? (38 comments)

Take my contract. Please!

 +6Posted on Dec 29th, 2012 | re: Crushes Of 2012 (82 comments)

I will admit I have a huge crush on the “Yo is this Racist?” guy.

 +4Posted on Aug 20th, 2012 | re: Jason Alexander IS Nickelback (23 comments)

He should have stuck with doing the opposite.

 +2Posted on Jul 26th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 69: Heatwave Movies (65 comments)

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan You Please Turn On The Air Conditioner

 +3Posted on Jul 26th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 69: Heatwave Movies (65 comments)

Eyes Wide Shut the Damn Door Because I Need to Turn On the AC

 +1Posted on Jul 26th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 69: Heatwave Movies (65 comments)

Pirates of the CaribBein’ Really Hot

 +4Posted on Jul 26th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 69: Heatwave Movies (65 comments)

PocaHotness

 +2Posted on Jul 26th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 69: Heatwave Movies (65 comments)

Saturday Night Fever

 0Posted on Jul 24th, 2012 | re: "Mitt Romney, A Hero In My Mind" (19 comments)

The way his jaw wiggles left and right is entrancing.

Your post on this was better than Gawker’s post on this!

 0Posted on Mar 6th, 2012 | re: Kirk Cameron Finally Breaks His LEGENDARY Silence About Gay Marriage (81 comments)

As long as we keep on givin’, we can take anything that comes our way.

Oliver Knussen FTW!

 +10Posted on Jan 11th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Ricky Gervais Is An Asshole (97 comments)

Hardy is one of my heroes too! I like The Mayor of Casterbridge and Jude the Obscure, but Return of the Native isn’t bad either. . .

 -1Posted on Dec 23rd, 2011 | re: Top Chef S09E07: Like Grandma Used To Make Badly (20 comments)

It tastes like dogshit fucks! Or something.

 +4Posted on Dec 22nd, 2011 | re: Top Chef S09E07: Like Grandma Used To Make Badly (20 comments)

I’m sorry, but it’s impossible not to LOVE an episode that contains the following exchange:

Tom: “I’ll show up to your house with bells on.”
Patti: “You mean with LABELLES on!”

 +1Posted on Dec 22nd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles (145 comments)

LOL

 0Posted on Dec 22nd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles (145 comments)

When are you going to settle down and give me some grandchildren so that my heart isn’t brokeback mountain.