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 +13Posted on Sep 13th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

I nominate I (Heart) Huckabees. It’s got like a bajillion stars in it, but it’s super pretentious and no one can REALLY tell you what it means (but they all get off thinking that they get it).

Plus, rightwingers probably think it means that Hollywood loves Mike Huckabee. Please eviscerate this movie.

 +14Posted on Mar 25th, 2010 | re: WHO LET THE CLOWNS OUT? (53 comments)

From now on whenever I see someone driving a red convertible, I’ll be all like “nice clown car.”

 +2Posted on Feb 16th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Armageddon (115 comments)

I nominate “I heart huckabees”. because i do not heart it.

i’ll just pick a random quote from rotten tomatoes: “A high-concept, high-minded piece of pseudointellectual trash, “I Heart Huckabees” is one of those stink bombs the intelligentsia like to champion.”

 +13Posted on Feb 15th, 2010 | re: The A-Team Trailer Is Nominated For A Best Dialogue Oscar (55 comments)

Obz Gabe has never seen an episode of the A-Team or he would know that one of its main schticks is LOTS of catchphrases.

That’s how Hannibal gets when he’s on the jazz.

 +11Posted on Feb 3rd, 2010 | re: This Guy Has Got The Right Idea (35 comments)

It’s much more sad when you think of it as a Feline Hospice.

 +4Posted on Jan 13th, 2010 | re: Being Mormon Is Normal (67 comments)

the source material for this (The Singles Ward) was actually poking fun at Mormon culture. which is not the same thing as the Mormon religion.

 +5Posted on Dec 17th, 2009 | re: Enhance! (23 comments)

Leaving out the “enhance” scene from Super Troopers was an egregious mistake. Obz a first-time YouTube submission.

 -7Posted on Nov 23rd, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Closer (311 comments)

the worst movie ever is I HEART HUCKABEES. just terribly atrocious. and way too many people say it is great because they like the cast. but it’s really poopy.

and it shares a name with mike huckabee.

for my dark horse candidate, i’d like to nominate the 1988 richard pryor comedy MOVING. barf.

 +18Posted on Oct 27th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 10 (467 comments)


 +1Posted on Oct 8th, 2009 | re: Ellen Page Is The David Simon Of Painfully Cool Hipsters (28 comments)

I heart spoon.

 +7Posted on Sep 29th, 2009 | re: Who Should Replace Jon Gosselin? (39 comments)

Does Wayne Brady need to choke a bitch?

 +17Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 | re: The 56-Year-Old Virgin Or: Debate Team Pro-Tips (40 comments)

It would have been better if she made her own “skipping record” sound effect rather than a gasp.

 0Posted on Sep 21st, 2009 | re: The TWSS Archives: Dusty Rhodes Meat Commercial (?) Moment (18 comments)

One thing he did get right…TWSS is pure Americana.