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 +9Posted on May 31st, 2012 | re: "Ain't No Homos Gonna Make It To Heaven" (48 comments)

It’s never occurred to me before, but now I’m terrified that there will be no gelato in hell. I mean, how could there be?

I’ve got a lot of thinking to do, I guess.

 +4Posted on May 29th, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (100 comments)

She opens every show with a duet of “What I Did for Love,” but invariably has her singing partner dragged off the stage by goons for attempting to upstage her.

 +10Posted on May 26th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (76 comments)

 +9Posted on May 25th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (76 comments)

Ain’t no holiday weekend like a New Yorker podcast holiday weekend.

 +9Posted on May 25th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (76 comments)

 +12Posted on May 22nd, 2012 | re: Donald Trump Congratulates Will Smith (18 comments)

There is no way that’s his actual office; in fact I’m pretty sure that’s Tess McGill’s office. His office has got to look way more, I don’t know, like Vatican City humped the lobby of a Marriott.

 +22Posted on May 21st, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (101 comments)

I loved when Varys correctly pronounced the name of the Maester who wrote the book Tyrion was reading (only to dismiss him as a bad writer); it worked as kind of a meta-joke about the ridiculous names in the series while neatly encapsulating Varys’s character.
Also, how many times do you think Varys had to send that Kimono back to his tailor with the instructions to make the sleeves bigger? A lot of times, I’m thinking.

The man who previously held the office, The Right Honorable Joey Bag o’ Pretzels, called for a federal constitutional amendment banning gay marriage during the State of the Union. I remember because, at a time when I didn’t think I could feel worse about myself, there was the President of the United States, shitting on me through a cathode ray tube. Now it is the future, and the President of the United States is e-affirming my iDignity via hover flatscreen. Dismissing the enormous progress that Obama’s statement represents as a mere “net positive” is unfathomable to me.

 +20Posted on Feb 6th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 62: "What's That Movie?" (247 comments)

My mother has been playing this game for YEARS: “What’s the movie about the boy who hears things?”