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 +1Posted on Nov 1st, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E03: The One Where Shane Gets A Haircut (90 comments)

The only way to be sure is to open up the woodchuck that was extracted from the zombie they opened up before. Of course, we’re veering into reducto ad nauseum territory here.

 +10Posted on Oct 31st, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E03: The One Where Shane Gets A Haircut (90 comments)

Clearly, the hanging zombie’s legs were chewed off by woodchucks. Circle of life.

 +7Posted on Apr 21st, 2011 | re: Chimpanzee Trailer, You Guys (86 comments)

Exchange overheard in every theatre in North America on opening weekend:
“Mom! Can I have a monkey?”
“No.”
“But mo-oomm!”
:NO!”

 +22Posted on Apr 21st, 2011 | re: Chimpanzee Trailer, You Guys (86 comments)

Smallpox blankets.

 +26Posted on Apr 20th, 2011 | re: More Jersey Shore Rules (57 comments)

Superglue – awesome story. You should market that idea. Call it a “wine cooler”.

 -1Posted on Feb 1st, 2011 | re: Cats For Sale! Canadian Cats For Sale! (65 comments)

I think I love you, man. This is exactly what I was reminded of.
“Poor Chucky…”

 +10Posted on Dec 20th, 2010 | re: Merry Christmas From Tron (48 comments)

Bring It Tron

 +2Posted on Dec 20th, 2010 | re: Merry Christmas From Tron (48 comments)

Merry X-Mas to you too, Laser Rip Taylor.

 +3Posted on Dec 19th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (295 comments)

That was a great post for so many reasons, not the least of which is your coining the term “Tandem Misunderstandings”. If I owned a pro wrestling franchise, that’s totally the stage name I’d give my featured twin brawlers.

All right, sorry. I don’t think you were grandstanding, that was unfair of me to imply. We all (as virtual strangers) sometimes fall into the trap of doing each other a disservice, or misapprehending a commenter’s intent. Myself certainly included.