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Mediocre Mr. Fox
Maybe we’re are internet soulmates, but I too was listening to “Blue Monday” when I saw that. It matches so purr-fectly. Upvotes forever for New Order.
I’m really torn here because both look SO DAMN GOOD.
You have ghost toilets and pad licking in one and you have mime sex and boners in the other.
The thing about Raped By Satan is that it could very well be a remake of the movie Born which is the BEST movie I’ve ever seen. The only difference I can tell are the rape scenes. In Born she is raped by Satan via a tree and an electrical storm, not Satan wearing an invisibility cloak. I think I’ll go with Raped by Satan just for the birthing bits.
What is this madness?? This ruined my all-time favorite Beyonce song AND managed to make me throw up my sweet & salty peanut granola bar. Thanks, Rick, thanks a crotchful.
What does this mean?!?! TELL ME!!!
Sometimes, when you’re so into the moment, you have know idea what your body is doing.
This is not one of those moments.
It’s called Grape Drank where I come from.
Just finished. Artfully done. Props to Glenn Beck for being astonishingly dumb and props to Joe for writing the best screenplay I have ever read (because I read screenplays all the time?).
Of course. Although, I only agree to do this is someone brings props and costumes. And American flags. Lots of American flags.
Well, I just printed out all 40 pages. I intend on in inviting all my friends over so we can dramatically read the script together just like we are Glenn Beck and his gang. Can anyone say “SLUMBER PARTY!”?
What’s that one where Will Ferrell plays the same loud, stupid character he played in every other movie, but for some reason is still enjoyable?
I can’t stop watching her hair. It has such volume and bounce. God-like moves AND hair!
During the machine gun bra bit, Miss GaGa has a Karen O haircut, but in the color of Claire L. Evans’ (from YACHT)hair. One would think that since Karen O and Claire are my favorite lady musicians their amazing hair mixed together like this would be bitchin….It’s not though, not at all.
I watched this twice and that’s all I could think about. That and those men’s hair.
I guess I’m going to ‘gum hell for this one, but I enjoyed this lots.
I know what I’m handing out at my next pool party….PENIS TOWELS FOR EVERYONE!
Awww. Snap, crackle, and pop now everyone knows my super secret identity. Oh well, it’s not like villains read Videogum anyway.
I really want to know who let all the uber-Christians on the internet. I mean look at the madness they have create: This, Christ Yoga, Christ-like Cruisin’, Christain Side Hugs, and the list goes on…..
Something about this video is strangely attractive…Oh God, I just stated over the interwebz that I find a tripping stick finger in gray underpants raving to Crystal Castles in his grandmother’s house with a weird ass St. Vincent shrine attractive. Oh well, at least I’m not the one posting my pants-off dance-off on youtube.
If it’s any condolence, I laughed my ass off.
That second picture of the man throwing up makes my day. It looks like the vomit is coming out of the top of his mouth LOLZ.
(Maybe I should comment on the actual story…..NOT)
Mr. Mirren made quite the scene when he tried to escort his wax “wife” out of the building claiming, “This version won’t wag her finger at me. She won’t melt in the sun either…or at least not as much as she does now.”
-E! News (Cause that’s the ONLY news I can trust)
A couple months ago, doing the “Brendan Fraser Clap” was the “it” awkward body motion, but nowadays all the cool kids are doing the “Dick Forkin Awkward Side-Step.”
Hey, this is that bird that bit my mother! The one who killed my mother…damn you Avis Cyrus!!
I dislike Beyonce just as much as the next person who dislikes Beyonce, but dayuuum gurrrrll, I wish I looked like that when I wear my retro pinup girl swimsuits and do house work!
Nothing Unusual on a Plane.