i kept expecting that platform to just break in half, spilling people all over the ground.

if you think the Road is bad, read The Crossing. actually don’t. you will want to die and take the entire human race with you.

what’s not to like about Guy Pearce? You have seen Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, haven’t you?

I did not believe that these restaurants were actual things, until brrrrrian posted the website. omg

ha, that movie was HILARIOUS. I made my husband take me to see it when I was five months pregnant with twins. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.

oh no. Eric topping Talbot was the ONLY part of the show that wasn’t gross. Oh, except for the part where he staked him. That was gross. But the 20 seconds before it were hot.

oh my GOD. I love when I have to listen to english-to-english translation in movie theaters.

I have an idea for a Birdie gimmick (what makes Birdie Birdie?): the sequential shake. Like, when she shakes herself off, head first then middle and then finally shakes her butt. it is OMG SO CUTE. do all dogs do that? I haven’t had a dog for a long time and to my recollection, the dogs I had did not do that. It is frakking adorable.

I think those were Betty’s hallucinations from all the drugs they used to give women during birth. google “twilight sleep” – fyi nothing to do with Mormon teenage vampires.

Agreed. I felt terrible for the hunters, who obviously withstood ridiculous behavior as long as they possibly could. One of the bright spots in the movie for me was the adorable actor who played assistant/love interest Lutz.