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Red shirt means NO FUCKING PRACTICE. I’m going to Le Booms!

 0Posted on Aug 27th, 2010 | re: R.I.P. Blockbuster Video (73 comments)

Those copies of Bikini Babes #4: Back in the Wild are going to go to a good home.

Makes me want to roll my hairy ass on top of Sasha’s afro bush and pass out at how amazing my life is without zero effort on my part.

 +3Posted on Aug 9th, 2010 | re: True Blood S03E08: This Show Is Just Gross. (39 comments)

Hoyt sure cries like a little bitch when a 5 foot nothing shifter calls his piss feminine.

 -4Posted on Aug 6th, 2010 | re: The Full 12 Minute Lost Epilogue (72 comments)

For the last time hopefully….

Damon Lindelof, please GET FUCKED!

 +9Posted on Aug 6th, 2010 | re: Raising The Stakes On The Unstoppable Train (71 comments)

This horrible marriage of Washington and Scott must be stopped. Like that train. With the chemicals and children and stuff on it.

 0Posted on Jul 27th, 2010 | re: Amanda Bynes: UNRETIRED! (81 comments)

Like Sunday nights on FOX, McFarlane is making his way to ruining potential comedy icons on his off time.

 +8Posted on Jun 28th, 2010 | re: Facebook: The Movie Trailer, You Guys (49 comments)

The emphasis on the twenty-two THOUSAND was the real line reading killer.

 0Posted on Jun 21st, 2010 | re: True Blood S03E02: Wait, They Are NAZI Werewolves? Oh Hell. (65 comments)

The multifaceted megastar of ‘I Love New York 2′ and ‘Hell Date’ Buddha is disappointed in his non-inclusion in this recap. He did a lot of work with the closing of Bill’s death door.

A movie with Anna Lynn McCord as the sensible one in a fucked up criminal enterprising relationship? Danny Trejo getting shot? Val Kilmer rocking a mullet and sweet love handles? Tell me when this arrives on HULU and I’m there with mild interest.

 +3Posted on Jun 8th, 2010 | re: Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" Video, You Guys (144 comments)

What’s Spanish for “coma-inducing”?

 +2Posted on Jun 7th, 2010 | re: Videogum Video Pizza Party: 2010 MTV Movie Awards (47 comments)

That terrible Other Guys skit almost made me want to get a refund from moviefone for my advanced ticket purchase. Moviefone, kids? Nevermind.

/officially loses fight with MTV for the souls of our youth

 +7Posted on May 17th, 2010 | re: When You Wrestle With The Haters, You're Gonna Get Wet With Vlogs (50 comments)

Who knew all these ugly people had haters?

 +55Posted on May 5th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E15: How Do You Say "R.I.P." In SPOILER ALERT? (178 comments)

Frank Lapidus leaves this Island the same way he came — wicked wit and an amazing chest rack.