So you’re saying I should WANT to be 2000-and-late?

I’m not sure if Facebook still has a favorite quotes section but if it does “there is no glass airplane” is definitely my new favorite quote on Facebook.

i don’t know why i’m admitting this but the stumblin’ digital short reminded me of the friends episode all about how phoebe runs. anyone? anoyone? kristin smith, 7th grade best friend, who would do the “phoebe’s goofy run” with me in gym class?

That’s EASTER, backwaxer. go back to sunday school!

Babes in Toyland (1986) starring Drew Barrymore and SAD KEANU.

A thousand upvotes for Stephen K, plz. I actually caught myself going “Wow, yeah…” out-loud when I clicked on the link to the urban outfitters dress.

I loved it. My dad’s name is Jim AND I’m from Minnesota. I loved any mention of any commonality between me and the Walsh’s. Brandon’s car’s name is Mondale! I got that!

For the record, I was 3 when the show started. Except I’m really not any less excited about those thing. This post should read entirely in present tense

And like what evil elementary school music teacher is she imagining in the background being all “Apologize! Hit the high note or I leave!” “ahhh! Fuck! I’m sorry Mrs. Daffodil!”

Can we watch Law and Order? I’m going to woo John with how much Lenny Brisco trivia I know.

It’s even harder than normal to look at Ashton Kutcher’s face on here when I know, just know, that Gabe is writing the Mad Men recap. I want it nowwwwww.