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 +5Posted on Jun 30th, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Woody Allen Is Old (25 comments)

So you’re saying I should WANT to be 2000-and-late?

 +21Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Eat, Pray, Love (210 comments)

I’m not sure if Facebook still has a favorite quotes section but if it does “there is no glass airplane” is definitely my new favorite quote on Facebook.

 +8Posted on Dec 13th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Paul Rudd And Paul McCartney (84 comments)

i don’t know why i’m admitting this but the stumblin’ digital short reminded me of the friends episode all about how phoebe runs. anyone? anoyone? kristin smith, 7th grade best friend, who would do the “phoebe’s goofy run” with me in gym class?

 +16Posted on Nov 22nd, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Holiday Movie Nominees (416 comments)

That’s EASTER, backwaxer. go back to sunday school!

 +12Posted on Nov 22nd, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Holiday Movie Nominees (416 comments)

Babes in Toyland (1986) starring Drew Barrymore and SAD KEANU.

 +4Posted on Nov 4th, 2010 | re: Look Like This!: 90210 (45 comments)

A thousand upvotes for Stephen K, plz. I actually caught myself going “Wow, yeah…” out-loud when I clicked on the link to the urban outfitters dress.

 +6Posted on Nov 4th, 2010 | re: Look Like This!: 90210 (45 comments)

I loved it. My dad’s name is Jim AND I’m from Minnesota. I loved any mention of any commonality between me and the Walsh’s. Brandon’s car’s name is Mondale! I got that!

For the record, I was 3 when the show started. Except I’m really not any less excited about those thing. This post should read entirely in present tense :(

And like what evil elementary school music teacher is she imagining in the background being all “Apologize! Hit the high note or I leave!” “ahhh! Fuck! I’m sorry Mrs. Daffodil!”

 +4Posted on Oct 25th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Emma Stone And Kings Of Leon (105 comments)

Can we watch Law and Order? I’m going to woo John with how much Lenny Brisco trivia I know.

 +9Posted on Oct 18th, 2010 | re: Oh Good, Another Sitcom Based On A Stupid Twitter Feed (81 comments)

It’s even harder than normal to look at Ashton Kutcher’s face on here when I know, just know, that Gabe is writing the Mad Men recap. I want it nowwwwww.

 +3Posted on Sep 27th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Amelia (171 comments)

I wanted to up vote this because I LOL’d. Then I wanted to down vote it, but only because of my own shame for LOLing at a Friends episode I have already wasted so many LOLs on. Don’t “worry, I” upvoted you.

 +4Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Guys! No! Don't Do Drugs! (79 comments)

uh the chorus reminds of pretty much every chorus in every Dahv song. (Dahv anyone? 2007? http://www.myspace.com/dahv) And Dahv songs remind me of doing so much drugs. (oh btw, has anyone seen my moral compass? I think I lost around 2007?)

 0Posted on Sep 21st, 2010 | re: Bristol Palin On Dancing With The Stars, Of Course (85 comments)

Is it ok that I sort of love Bristol Palin? I’m sorry, I really am, but I’m just trying to be honest.

 +7Posted on Sep 15th, 2010 | re: "Gay Hipster Fight" OR: Babies Wearing Costumes! (130 comments)

“Infant/Toddler Bride Costume”

 +15Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: Little Girl Sings The "Bed Intruder" Song (51 comments)

If you’re trying to eat the microphone, you’re probably to young to be singing about a rapist.

 +8Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: Ginger Kid Dresses Like The Mad Hatter And Plans A Rap Video (69 comments)

boy can smize.

 +1Posted on Sep 8th, 2010 | re: Everything Chris Klein Says in The Legend of Chun Li (43 comments)

your post:

that’s the exact deodorant my boyfriend uses. and the deodorant I had to use this morning when I couldn’t find mine :(

 +9Posted on Aug 11th, 2010 | re: James Franco And His Brother Dave Interview Each Other For The Ladies (49 comments)

regarding the double zac(h) question. zac efron, all the way.

 +9Posted on Aug 11th, 2010 | re: That's Your 11-Year-Old Film Critic: Jackson (64 comments)

He totally reminds me of this kid:

video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzouzhXSRzY

they could have a show on TLC together, with another tween that does financial planning or something.

 +25Posted on Aug 11th, 2010 | re: Ben Quayle Would Like To Represent Arizona's Snoreth District (79 comments)

Well you see what the what?, once Obama went into office, the entire world’s economy collapsed and so Drug Lords in Mex…wait, no that collapse was before…ok, so, anyways Obama came into office and then Mexicans knew that he…wait…um….nevermind.

 +2Posted on Aug 9th, 2010 | re: Mad Men S04E03: New Year's Eve You Get To Stay Up To Midnight (86 comments)

um I love pools that go “inside half AND half outside.”

 +4Posted on Aug 9th, 2010 | re: Teen Korner: Full List Of 2010 Teen Choice Awards Winners (67 comments)

shit’s rigged

 +23Posted on Aug 9th, 2010 | re: Teen Korner: Full List Of 2010 Teen Choice Awards Winners (67 comments)

This has more genres than netflix. Choice actress (Critically-acclaimed cerebral foreign comedy): Emma Watson

 +6Posted on Aug 9th, 2010 | re: Old Woman Breakdances At Mad Decent Block Party, OR: Happy Monday! (49 comments)

ugh is* happy monday! who needs verbs!