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 +29Posted on May 13th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Also A Group Discussion About Spoilers (161 comments)

This makes it seem like he was wasted when he kissed her. He wasn’t! It was the sweetest, most awesome kiss ever and I clapped my hands and squeed with joy, then shouted “FINALLY!”

 +16Posted on May 13th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Also A Group Discussion About Spoilers (161 comments)

WAIT WHAT?????????

 +3Posted on Apr 21st, 2011 | re: Chimpanzee Trailer, You Guys (86 comments)

Oh shoot. My ovaries just leaked chimpanzee eggs. AWWWWWWWWWW.

Also, best part = do you like seefood?

 0Posted on Apr 20th, 2011 | re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HITLER! (54 comments)

So right there with you (very Back to the Future-y). If Hitler didn’t exist, my grandparents wouldn’t have, as the only living members of their respective families, fled Poland and met in Prague at Shabbat dinner. And never had my mom, never moved to America, where she met my dad, and no me. Or me, except Polish (weird!).

Truth be told, I’d still do it. So worth it.

 +3Posted on Mar 31st, 2011 | re: Pony Day 2011 In Memorium Tribute To Our Fallen Ponies (53 comments)

In the interest of equal airtime, RIP Biggie Smalls. He was the mini-horse of large dudes.

“Give anything to hear half your breath, I know you’re still living your life after death.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM0-ZU8njdo

 +3Posted on Mar 21st, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Garden State (269 comments)

“If you like this movie, I’m sure you’re probably still a good person (maybe) and not a TOTAL idiot, but I don’t think we can be best friends.” – Gabe

Gabe, I freaking hate this movie, so does that mean we are best friends? If no, as a consolation prize, how about friends with benefits at least? Meow!

 +3Posted on Mar 15th, 2011 | re: Bob Dylan x Rebecca Black (28 comments)

Is it just me or is this version pretty sweet? Partying partying YEAH.

 +3Posted on Mar 11th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Normal Interview With An Eye Witness (47 comments)

I thought he was saying “I’m gonna get Rachel. I’m gonna get Rachel.” And I was like “who is Rachel? Did she burn the house down?” Good stuff, this guy.

 +4Posted on Feb 22nd, 2011 | re: That's Your Funeral Home: Newton Bracewell (49 comments)

Spoiler alert: she got kicked off last night. No rose for funeral girl. And I know this because my mom told me – I mean, what else are we gonna talk about? Our hopes and dreams? NOT!

 +4Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: BREAKING NEWS: WHY CLAIRE DANES FLIES COACH! (39 comments)

Marshall’s dad forever! RIP you big ole Minnesotan.

 +1Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: BREAKING NEWS: WHY CLAIRE DANES FLIES COACH! (39 comments)

Stage(coach) Beauty – the one where she stole Billy Crudup from a 9-mos-preg Mary Louise Parker and forever earned a scarlett A in my mind.

 0Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 | re: It's Showtime! (56 comments)

What? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcatQSyRK6c

 0Posted on Dec 16th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 41: Birdie Movie Quotes (176 comments)

There’s no crying in fetching a ball!

Birdie, you can’t be serious!
I am serious and don’t call me Birdie.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing dogbutts.

Birdie holes the size of matzah balls!

(I could do this alllll day).

 0Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E06: Season Finale (118 comments)

awww dude, way to ruin everything. that’s totally what happened – doc fully whispered “you’re all infected sucker!” now i have no reason to watch – other than to see charlie sheen playing himself – a brain eating zombie.

 +1Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: Glee S02E10: “Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ!”—Rude Homosexuals (46 comments)

TOTALLY. I was like WTF? They could have at least worked in these bad ass Jews, you know as like the team from another all-boys school.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSJCSR4MuhU

 +8Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Glee S02E10: “Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ!”—Rude Homosexuals (46 comments)

Maybe I’m being a little PCgum.com here but seriously, where was my one token Hanukkah song last night? I mean, this is show where two main characters are Jewish, they talk about it repeatedly, and even make fun of Jews ALL THE TIME. They could have at least thrown a little dreidel action my way. Even in my small Midwestern elementary school Christmas pageant, they managed to throw in ONE measly Hanukkah song for the Jew (me). If Glee is all about inclusion, why didn’t they include ME? Now I’m all verklempt.

 +8Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Post Your Salsa Dog Reaction Videos Here And Everywhere (205 comments)

As much as I love the Salsa Dog video, I’d really much prefer a Salsa Gabe video. Gabe – go outside and dance please! PLEASE!

 +7Posted on Dec 6th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E06: Season Finale (118 comments)

The doc did say that there were “no surprises” in the blood tests, so I’m thinking the secret isn’t that Lori is preggers. Something else…maybe about the disease itself?

I also find it really annoying that in the same 24-48 hours the doc was going to shoot himself, the gang shows up AND the clock runs out. If the doc knew the clock was running out in like a day or two, why shoot himself? DUMB.

One other thing – won’t these zombies eventually die out because they are hungry with no more brains to eat (see 28 Days Later). If so, shouldn’t the whole point be to get the F outta Dodge (or Atlanta or any other major city) and just wait it out?

 +1Posted on Dec 1st, 2010 | re: Glee S02E08&E09: Who FURTed? & Hi, Sectionalz! (53 comments)

I hate that song soul sister (and all things train) but Blaine could sing a funeral dirge and I’d still be clapping my hands and jumping up and down.

As for Sinéad, why is she wearing a Jewish star necklace? Did I miss something? Happy Chanukkah Sinéad!! (also, she totally just gave up on the last two words – lame!)

 +6Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Love Actually (225 comments)

I love this movie. LOVE IT. And nothing you say will make me change my mind. Exhibit A:

Grimes crushes on his best friend’s wife in this movie. Fast forward to a few years later and Grimes’ wifey gets crushed (repeatedly and in the woods) by his BEST FRIEND. This is a little thing I like to call JUSTICE!!!

 +7Posted on Oct 28th, 2010 | re: Halloween Costume Open Thread (429 comments)

i’m going as snooki. i know, i know, everyone’s doing it. but i’m 4’11” and busty so the question isn’t how could i go as snooki, it’s how could i NOT go as snooki?

 0Posted on Oct 1st, 2010 | re: Glee S02E02: “Britney Plus Nitrous Gave Me an Amazing Idea”--Artie (63 comments)

But really though, if you think about it…if you were on a nitrous trip (i have no idea what that is like at all), and you were in a wheelchair, wouldn’t you, in your nitrous trip fantasy, like walk and dance and stuff? i’m pretty sure i would get my tush outta that chair.

 +1Posted on Oct 1st, 2010 | re: A Note On The Modern Family Gay Kiss (58 comments)

Wait, are you say Gabe is NOT gay? If so, you just made this little ladies day. Umm year.

 0Posted on Sep 27th, 2010 | re: Mad Men S04E10: S#!T My Don Pukes (126 comments)

samesies. PLEASE bring Sal back! And Peggy! Where was she this week? (Oh yeah, busy getting deeevorced from the SNL guy. Sad).

 +2Posted on Sep 8th, 2010 | re: Sad Keanu Just Fucking With Us Now (96 comments)

faced with the choice between sad keanu or sad puppy, i’m really stumped. can i chose both or is that creepy? OR maybe their sads cancel each other out?