Profile 
someawesomeawe
Find Me On:

Latest Comments

Comments

 0Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: BREAKING NEWS: THE GOVERNMENT IS MAKING US ALL GAY WITH CHIPS AND JUICE (76 comments)

Fluoride in water?! It must be to make me gay, not to strengthen teeth!

 +8Posted on Aug 17th, 2010 | re: VIDEOGUM DARE: Name A Movie That Looks Worse Than Love And Other Drugs (131 comments)

L0ve and 0ther Drug5

 +3Posted on Aug 17th, 2010 | re: VIDEOGUM DARE: Name A Movie That Looks Worse Than Love And Other Drugs (131 comments)

But he punches a woman in while wearing a bear suit!

 +2Posted on Aug 16th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (136 comments)

Aubrey Plaza is my girlfriend.

 0Posted on Aug 16th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (136 comments)

What about Olivia Munn?

 +2Posted on Aug 13th, 2010 | re: FACT: Patton Oswalt Is Unfunny (56 comments)

It doesn’t help that the interviewer asked questions like he was a twelve year old required to do an interview for school.

So, you’re a comedian?
Yep.
So, you, like, tell jokes and stuff?
Yeah.
Tell Me a joke!
It doesn’t really work like that.
Tell me a joke, funny man!

 0Posted on Aug 9th, 2010 | re: Taiwanese CGI Snooki (24 comments)

racist!

 0Posted on Aug 9th, 2010 | re: Teen Korner: Full List Of 2010 Teen Choice Awards Winners (67 comments)

I’ve always thought the fact that the term teenager includes 18 year olds. They’re legal adults. They shouldn’t like twilight/be lumped into a group that loves twilight.

 +2Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 | re: Jake Gyllenhaal's Yearbook Photo (24 comments)

Is his name only Jake? not Jacob? That’s the worst thing.

 -1Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 | re: Full On Kenny Powers K-Swiss Ad All The Way (30 comments)

THIS COMMERCIAL IS FUNNY!

(I’m trying this new thing where I just state my most basic opinion on everything in all caps. Is it working? I don’t think it’s working.)

 +4Posted on Aug 4th, 2010 | re: Look At This Fucking Eddie Munster Love Connection (131 comments)

I think we can all agree that the best place in the country is actually Tennessee, or at least will be once Basil Marcauex dot com is elected.

You will mock Joaquin Phoenix, but you will blow me first because I DESERVE IT!

 +2Posted on Aug 4th, 2010 | re: Basil Marceaux Dot Com On Jimmy Kimmel Live (56 comments)

I’m confused. Is this guy the same guy as Basil Marceaux dot com? That guy was very adamant about the “dot com” part of his name, but this guy … this guy!

 +1Posted on Aug 4th, 2010 | re: Basil Marceaux Dot Com On Jimmy Kimmel Live (56 comments)

He’s not a cop. Don’t let him scare you.

 +1Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: Just Because (80 comments)

I really do have Diabeetus. My mom owns a cake shop. I’m not even kidding.

 +8Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: What Should The Tagline Be For The Justin Bieber 3D Biopic That Is Real? (99 comments)

Why didn’t we get this for Hanson 15 years ago?

 0Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: Mad Men S04E02: Donald Draper Drank Too Much Juice And Kissed That Lady! (112 comments)

I just started watching this show last week and wasn’t all too impressed. Then I watched this week’s episode, now I feel SO LAME.

 +3Posted on Jul 29th, 2010 | re: Jersey Shore Season 2 Drinking Game (55 comments)

THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD!

 +10Posted on Jul 27th, 2010 | re: "I Was With Coco" (14 comments)

Jay Leno’s tonight show is the most boring thing ever. This is the title card for the new Tonight Show with Jay Leno. I’m no font expert, but that looks a lot like times new roman, a font used for term papers. What’s more boring than term papers? Jay Leno.

 0Posted on Jul 23rd, 2010 | re: Comic-Con Panel Discussions: A Report (54 comments)

This sounds great. I hate to say it, but it will be cancelled. I’ll definitely watch it when it premieres, but there’s no way it’s going to last, as much as we’d all like it to. Even if everyone who likes everyone involved watches it, it won’t succeed because 1. It’s on Fox and 2. The sense of humor is just too obscure (I’m assuming. Nothing cool ever lasts more than a few years, so let’s all enjoy Louie while we can.

Sorry.

 +1Posted on Jul 22nd, 2010 | re: Visual Proof Of How Fun Comic-Con Is (68 comments)

NERDS!

(Actually, I’m just jealous.)

 +2Posted on Jul 20th, 2010 | re: Worlds Been Had Colliding: Jenna Fischer Married By Jeff Probst Edition (18 comments)

Please do, because, you know, sports.

 +8Posted on Jul 20th, 2010 | re: Worlds Been Had Colliding: Jenna Fischer Married By Jeff Probst Edition (18 comments)

I’ve always thought “officiating a wedding” was a strange phrase, because, you know, sports.

 +1Posted on Jul 20th, 2010 | re: Being White Is Hard: You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger Trailer (57 comments)

This preview looks/sounds like Annie Hall + Gravity from Starz.