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Fluoride in water?! It must be to make me gay, not to strengthen teeth!
L0ve and 0ther Drug5
But he punches a woman in while wearing a bear suit!
Aubrey Plaza is my girlfriend.
What about Olivia Munn?
It doesn’t help that the interviewer asked questions like he was a twelve year old required to do an interview for school.
So, you’re a comedian?
So, you, like, tell jokes and stuff?
Tell Me a joke!
It doesn’t really work like that.
Tell me a joke, funny man!
I’ve always thought the fact that the term teenager includes 18 year olds. They’re legal adults. They shouldn’t like twilight/be lumped into a group that loves twilight.
Is his name only Jake? not Jacob? That’s the worst thing.
THIS COMMERCIAL IS FUNNY!
(I’m trying this new thing where I just state my most basic opinion on everything in all caps. Is it working? I don’t think it’s working.)
I think we can all agree that the best place in the country is actually Tennessee, or at least will be once Basil Marcauex dot com is elected.
You will mock Joaquin Phoenix, but you will blow me first because I DESERVE IT!
I’m confused. Is this guy the same guy as Basil Marceaux dot com? That guy was very adamant about the “dot com” part of his name, but this guy … this guy!
He’s not a cop. Don’t let him scare you.
I really do have Diabeetus. My mom owns a cake shop. I’m not even kidding.
Why didn’t we get this for Hanson 15 years ago?
I just started watching this show last week and wasn’t all too impressed. Then I watched this week’s episode, now I feel SO LAME.
THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD!
Jay Leno’s tonight show is the most boring thing ever. This is the title card for the new Tonight Show with Jay Leno. I’m no font expert, but that looks a lot like times new roman, a font used for term papers. What’s more boring than term papers? Jay Leno.
This sounds great. I hate to say it, but it will be cancelled. I’ll definitely watch it when it premieres, but there’s no way it’s going to last, as much as we’d all like it to. Even if everyone who likes everyone involved watches it, it won’t succeed because 1. It’s on Fox and 2. The sense of humor is just too obscure (I’m assuming. Nothing cool ever lasts more than a few years, so let’s all enjoy Louie while we can.
(Actually, I’m just jealous.)
Please do, because, you know, sports.
I’ve always thought “officiating a wedding” was a strange phrase, because, you know, sports.
This preview looks/sounds like Annie Hall + Gravity from Starz.