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Dave’s taxi was orange…”I does it big!”
This belongs here. May all your weekend dreams come true!
Elmo shouldn’t have been wearing such a slutty outfit.
You can put all the awards in my Amazon cart. Thanks.
“ZING” – all you need to know about De Niro’s joke.
Does Newt realize that he’s not running against Obama either? I just want to make sure we’re clear on that. Racism = bad. Newt as president = not a chance in hell.
You know somebody’s nephew was responsible for The Host trailer.
I almost can’t make out the Crips graffiti on the wall. ENHANCE
Well, you don’t want trouble, do you? DO YOU?!
If the kid was wearing one of these, then I could understand.
I just want one of those classy diamond mushrooms. Nothing says high fashion like a fungus.
“I like turtles.” – every other kid
Patrick, this comment is genius. Come to Hollywood with me and let’s make a web series together.
- Love, Bill Cosby
I was really disappointed when the microwaving a snack in the office kitchenette didn’t turn into a cooking show on the Food Channel overnight. But maybe it will…if I do it! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
Thank you! Finally, someone brave enough to say it! God Bless.
Are Bioware points the things that keep his heart pumping?
Be careful, Newt.
I thought it said, “Others Who Look Like Benedict.” Then I was really confused when I saw the otters.
I’m sorry I had to expose you to this. It was for science. Science!
Did you see this one? Those Truth people are sick.
The sickness is spreading to the internet!
I’m pretty sure that photographer had a chest hair perm.
At least give him Two Weeks Notice before internet-attacking him like this.
I’m a ghost_dad of twins and they haven’t changed my life. Not yet. I mean, nobody’s brought them back yet from the McDonald’s where I abandoned them anyway.
Breaking Bad is genius because of this scene alone. And also because Walter White could probably get his gif right the first time, FLW. Come on!