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 0Posted on Mar 26th, 2012 | re: 10 Ways To Avoid Being Bone Collector'ed (31 comments)

Dave’s taxi was orange…”I does it big!”

 +4Posted on Mar 24th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (48 comments)

This belongs here. May all your weekend dreams come true!

 +17Posted on Mar 23rd, 2012 | re: Don't Watch This, It's A Nightmare (22 comments)

Elmo shouldn’t have been wearing such a slutty outfit.

 +2Posted on Mar 23rd, 2012 | re: This Week In GIFs! (3 comments)

You can put all the awards in my Amazon cart. Thanks.

 +1Posted on Mar 23rd, 2012 | re: Rest Your Case, Newt Gingrich! (10 comments)

“ZING” – all you need to know about De Niro’s joke.

 +8Posted on Mar 23rd, 2012 | re: Rest Your Case, Newt Gingrich! (10 comments)

Does Newt realize that he’s not running against Obama either? I just want to make sure we’re clear on that. Racism = bad. Newt as president = not a chance in hell.

 +3Posted on Mar 23rd, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (21 comments)

You know somebody’s nephew was responsible for The Host trailer.

 +9Posted on Mar 23rd, 2012 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Geraldo Rivera (72 comments)

I almost can’t make out the Crips graffiti on the wall. ENHANCE

 +6Posted on Mar 23rd, 2012 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Geraldo Rivera (72 comments)

Well, you don’t want trouble, do you? DO YOU?!

 +20Posted on Mar 23rd, 2012 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Geraldo Rivera (72 comments)

If the kid was wearing one of these, then I could understand.

 +4Posted on Mar 23rd, 2012 | re: Girl Stuff: The World’s First Diamond Ring (15 comments)

I just want one of those classy diamond mushrooms. Nothing says high fashion like a fungus.

 0Posted on Mar 23rd, 2012 | re: Wes Anderson For Sony Xperia (5 comments)

“I like turtles.” – every other kid

Patrick, this comment is genius. Come to Hollywood with me and let’s make a web series together.

- Love, Bill Cosby

I was really disappointed when the microwaving a snack in the office kitchenette didn’t turn into a cooking show on the Food Channel overnight. But maybe it will…if I do it! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!

Thank you! Finally, someone brave enough to say it! God Bless.

 +3Posted on Mar 22nd, 2012 | re: Francis Did NOT Like The Ending Of Mass Effect 3 (38 comments)

Are Bioware points the things that keep his heart pumping?

Be careful, Newt.

 +1Posted on Mar 21st, 2012 | re: Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch (8 comments)

I thought it said, “Others Who Look Like Benedict.” Then I was really confused when I saw the otters.

 +2Posted on Mar 20th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: All The Chuckies (62 comments)

I’m sorry I had to expose you to this. It was for science. Science!

 +7Posted on Mar 20th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: All The Chuckies (62 comments)

Did you see this one? Those Truth people are sick.

 +7Posted on Mar 20th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: All The Chuckies (62 comments)

The sickness is spreading to the internet!

 +10Posted on Mar 20th, 2012 | re: A Respectful Look Behind The Scenes Of Modeling (12 comments)

I’m pretty sure that photographer had a chest hair perm.

 +8Posted on Mar 20th, 2012 | re: Could Someone Please Check On Hugh Grant's Child? (42 comments)

At least give him Two Weeks Notice before internet-attacking him like this.

 +16Posted on Mar 20th, 2012 | re: Could Someone Please Check On Hugh Grant's Child? (42 comments)

I’m a ghost_dad of twins and they haven’t changed my life. Not yet. I mean, nobody’s brought them back yet from the McDonald’s where I abandoned them anyway.

 +4Posted on Mar 19th, 2012 | re: The Walking Dead S02E13: Season Finale (160 comments)

Breaking Bad is genius because of this scene alone. And also because Walter White could probably get his gif right the first time, FLW. Come on!