Here Are Some Afterlife Links!
With Videogum gone, we’ll never know…
You guys, maybe we can take over the Stereogum comments! We can just hijack the “Bright Eyes albums from Worst to Best” or whatever, and start chatting about celebrity urinary problems like nothing even happened.
From now until I die, when I say the same thing at the same time as someone else, instead of “Jinx!” I will say “Donna Darko” and pray. Pray that I have found one of you…
I’m glad Gabe didn’t fire Kelly in this one, that would have been EMOTIONAL.
Man, Soft Gabe is hilarious. My first comment ever was on a Glee recap acknowledging an amazing gay porn reference.
I hope Kelly’s last post has a gay porn reference so I can make a comment on it and come full circle*!
All week I am going to picture Kelly re-reading hundreds of old posts, quietly sobbing into her banana sweater.
Frederick Wiseman! “High School” or “La Danse.” “At Berkeley” came out this year, which I’m excited to see.
Or try this riveting multi-part documentary about a crisis management firm in DC called “Scandal”
I found the perfect spot in my office where I get good cell reception, no one has a good view of the desk, and I can look very busy while watching Netflix on my phone. I’m on episode 4 of Scandal.
Now watch it again and notice the guy in the Gorilla costume!
Meanwhile the Asian American community continues to get their SNL laughs from non-Asians for the 39th straight year.
Kelly? Are you there? Are you still at work? OK sit down. I have something to ask you…
How I Fucked Your Brother
Just use your parent’s HBOGo account like a normal adult!
But what 2013 role will we nominate Serkis for? I thought he was great as Harry’s Tank Top in the One Direction movie.
I always knew legalizing gay marriage would lead to a man marrying dogs!
Why didn’t Miley Cyrus high five all three of her guitarists at the end of her song? Why single out just the one? Did she find something unique about him?
When I make bad puns IRL, I get eye rolls and accusations of “dad jokes.”
YOU GUYS GET IT, I LOVE YOU GUYS
The Days of Our Lives Are Getting Shorter
Orange is the New Green
Billy Crystal is looking great!
Three Men and an Adult Woman is basically what turned me gay
It’s actually a prequel to “Born on the 4th of July”
It will be called You Can Count On Seeing Me and Kelly will hate it.