Kelly? Are you there? Are you still at work? OK sit down. I have something to ask you…
How I Fucked Your Brother
Just use your parent’s HBOGo account like a normal adult!
But what 2013 role will we nominate Serkis for? I thought he was great as Harry’s Tank Top in the One Direction movie.
I always knew legalizing gay marriage would lead to a man marrying dogs!
Why didn’t Miley Cyrus high five all three of her guitarists at the end of her song? Why single out just the one? Did she find something unique about him?
When I make bad puns IRL, I get eye rolls and accusations of “dad jokes.”
YOU GUYS GET IT, I LOVE YOU GUYS
The Days of Our Lives Are Getting Shorter
Orange is the New Green
Billy Crystal is looking great!
Three Men and an Adult Woman is basically what turned me gay
It’s actually a prequel to “Born on the 4th of July”
It will be called You Can Count On Seeing Me and Kelly will hate it.
Harsh words coming from someone who wears the same t-shirt ever day
Week where you sing with angels
So stoked to find out what is up with Topher Grace before the week is out.
Is it ice cream in case there are no gay people where he’s going?
Pro tip: draft your witty/sexy response somewhere else and copy/paste
Together we can defeat social media anxiety
starring Jane Fondue
“I will not rest until computer solitaire is hanging in the Louvre!” – all of us, I’m sure
Taken 3 will be a rom com about women trying to get with Liam Neeson, and he’s all “Sorry, ladies I’m taken!”
I would try to fall in love with someone outside the dome in case it is love is that destroys the dome.
Mad men has been going for broke since the sort of boring season opener. Peggy stabbing her boyfriend seemed a little too “crazy-TV-show-plot-point-this-isn’t-real-life” to me. That can also be said of that time the lawnmower ran over someone’s foot, but that was so amazing it didn’t bother me as much. bloodspatter.gif.
you gotta give it up to the Pussy Posse for standing up against the institutionalized misogyny and imperial politics in Putin’s Russia though