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 +34Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (277 comments)

Here Are Some Afterlife Links!

 +26Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (277 comments)

With Videogum gone, we’ll never know… :-(

 +37Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (277 comments)

You guys, maybe we can take over the Stereogum comments! We can just hijack the “Bright Eyes albums from Worst to Best” or whatever, and start chatting about celebrity urinary problems like nothing even happened.

 +13Posted on Feb 7th | re: Life Is A Highway, You Guys (145 comments)

From now until I die, when I say the same thing at the same time as someone else, instead of “Jinx!” I will say “Donna Darko” and pray. Pray that I have found one of you…

I’m glad Gabe didn’t fire Kelly in this one, that would have been EMOTIONAL.

 +7Posted on Feb 7th | re: Movies For Dudes: Unstoppable (19 comments)

Man, Soft Gabe is hilarious. My first comment ever was on a Glee recap acknowledging an amazing gay porn reference.

I hope Kelly’s last post has a gay porn reference so I can make a comment on it and come full circle*!

*pun intended.

All week I am going to picture Kelly re-reading hundreds of old posts, quietly sobbing into her banana sweater.

 +3Posted on Jan 8th | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (125 comments)

Frederick Wiseman! “High School” or “La Danse.” “At Berkeley” came out this year, which I’m excited to see.

Or try this riveting multi-part documentary about a crisis management firm in DC called “Scandal”

 +15Posted on Jan 8th | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (125 comments)

I found the perfect spot in my office where I get good cell reception, no one has a good view of the desk, and I can look very busy while watching Netflix on my phone. I’m on episode 4 of Scandal.

 +18Posted on Jan 7th | re: Checking In On Sports: Keep Your Eye On The Ball! (19 comments)

Now watch it again and notice the guy in the Gorilla costume!

 +7Posted on Jan 6th | re: Sasheer Zamata Will Join The Cast Of Saturday Night Live (10 comments)

Meanwhile the Asian American community continues to get their SNL laughs from non-Asians for the 39th straight year.

 +10Posted on Nov 13th, 2013 | re: Public Marriage Proposal: CNBC Edition (39 comments)

Kelly? Are you there? Are you still at work? OK sit down. I have something to ask you…

How I Fucked Your Brother

 +10Posted on Oct 22nd, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (15 comments)

Just use your parent’s HBOGo account like a normal adult!

 +8Posted on Oct 16th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (11 comments)

But what 2013 role will we nominate Serkis for? I thought he was great as Harry’s Tank Top in the One Direction movie.

I always knew legalizing gay marriage would lead to a man marrying dogs! :-(

 +3Posted on Oct 7th, 2013 | re: Saturday Night Live: Miley Cyrus (33 comments)

Why didn’t Miley Cyrus high five all three of her guitarists at the end of her song? Why single out just the one? Did she find something unique about him?

 +15Posted on Sep 27th, 2013 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (32 comments)

When I make bad puns IRL, I get eye rolls and accusations of “dad jokes.”

YOU GUYS GET IT, I LOVE YOU GUYS

 +7Posted on Sep 23rd, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Autumn Television Shows (42 comments)

The Days of Our Lives Are Getting Shorter

 +43Posted on Sep 23rd, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Autumn Television Shows (42 comments)

Orange is the New Green

 +8Posted on Aug 23rd, 2013 | re: Richard Simmons’s Official “Hair Do” Music Video (18 comments)

Billy Crystal is looking great!

 +23Posted on Aug 22nd, 2013 | re: Coming Up With Some New Nicknames For Robert Pattinson (33 comments)

Roberdict Cumberpat

 +15Posted on Aug 21st, 2013 | re: Movie Sequels That Messed Me Up As A Child (46 comments)

Three Men and an Adult Woman is basically what turned me gay

It’s actually a prequel to “Born on the 4th of July”

 +14Posted on Aug 9th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (13 comments)

It will be called You Can Count On Seeing Me and Kelly will hate it.