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Not to be cornfused with “PigBlower69″
Yikes, right?
BigPlower69
You know what city folks get? That the “American Gothic” cutsie cartoon they use to portray a happily dating couple was “A farmer standing beside his spinster daughter”. Father-daughter lovin! I guess city folk DON’T get it.
The Iron Lady, a film about Madea
Oh the downvote! I meant that in reply to the original moth post not the one about Gary Busey. I always want Gary Busey.
I did not want that at all. I wanted a pony. This guy got it all wrong. Give me what I want.
That is not what I wanted at all.
Needs more Univore.
I have no idea who is going to win, so I’ll just hang out over here in the Oscar hot tub.
That’s not Kristin, that’s Winona Ryder.
OMG Top Chef how about you just let the chefs COOK SOME DAMN FOOD oh my GOD this show pisses me OFF
I feel like this was a pretty successful episode. Not a lot of super LOL moments and the last half hour dragged, but my biggest laugh was Zooey’s MKOlsen’s “I’m a billionaire” deadpan. Maybe MK isn’t “topical” enough but I kind of appreciated them reaching back into the pop-culture archives and not doing every single sketch as a wink to what happened only yesterday.
The thing that stuck with me the most was that Nic Cage is better at not “breaking” during comedy bits than any of the SNL cast. Did you know he last hosted in 1992? That’s a crime. Nic Cage for SNL host. Lets do this before he’s as old as Betty White.
Marilyn Monroe isn’t even buried in a grave. She’s nestled in a crypt. I think Hugh Hefner bought the spot above her but I think someone else bought it out from him or something? Its been a while since I have been to Hollywood and anyway, I’m glad these people were sent home for just being plain old stupid.
I got the impression that Hader either improvised that line, or it was supposed to be Barkley/Shaq’s line and Hader read it instead. I’m guessing on both accounts, but it was so random and seemed to catch everyone completely off-guard.
They missed so many opportunities to joke with Santorum in the cold open. I kept waiting for it to venture back into Sandberg’s impression of Santorum surrounded by gays like they’ve been doing in previous sketches, but it was just a big “huh?” the entire time. Way to waste an enormous opportunity for a joke. All they had to do was read the Santorum-related headlines from the past week, like “Santorum Surges” and “Mitt Blasts Santorum” and pretend like they don’t know whats so funny when everyone in the room giggles. There you go, SNL, I just wrote a sketch for you. You’re welcome.
The rest of it was mildly amusing at best and cringeworthy at worst. The NBA sketch was pretty good though and of course Drunk Uncle is the best uncle, IMMIGRANTS.
A human boombox
I’m surprised this isn’t like 99% Alison Brie boopty doopty doop boop sexy gifs. Surprised, and sad.
NO. We will use it too. Everything needs to be used. This is an entire semester’s worth of material we need to provide to Chester!
Make stuff up. Just write down a bunch of BS and give it to him. Please. I will help you.
A Few Good Mehndi
Mission Hin-Possible
Maybe he thinks “Bolly” is someone’s name.
This one’s been up my butt. Not just a little way.
This has been one of the funniest recent seasons of SNL lately, mostly because of the increased weirdness. All the formulaic and repeat characters get old real fast, but the weird and sometimes uncomfortable sketches have been making me laugh more than I usually do at this show. More weird, less repeats.
Though that said, I kind of always enjoy Miley Cyrus and also Drunk Uncle and Stefon should let me pay them to record my outgoing voice mail message.
I’m waiting for the slow-mo remix set to children singing Radiohead’s “Creep”