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DAMN YOU, CAHOON.
The cynical bear in me immediately wonders how long it took dad to coach his kid to pretend to cry for the camera so they could go viral.
The cuddly bear in me goes “aw, he’s so cute.”
Seconds after this video was uploaded, Peyton Manning woke up in a cold sweat. It was like he had a nightmare – he FELT like he’d had a nightmare – but couldn’t remember any of the details. He fumbled for his phone and called Wes Welker. Wes picked up after the first ring. “Wes, I just had the strangest thing happen,” he stuttered. Wes was silent for a second before he quietly replied, “I know, Peyton. I felt it too. We all did. And something ain’t right. I am telling you right now, something is just not right.”
I don’t think this is gonna be Leo’s year.
From Russia with Love (no change necessary)
You Only Live in Ice
On her Majesty’s Secret Black Ice
Snowballs Are Forever
Live and Let Ski
The Man with the Frozen Gun
The Spy Who Froze Me
For Your Ice Only
Never Go Outside Again
A View to Freeze
The Living Northern Lights
License to Freeze
Tomorrow’s Dry Ice
The World Does Not Have Enough Snow
Ski Another Day
Quantum of Shoveling
500 Days of Winter
They have also programmed the Roomba to make a doorbell noise at random times. It is a dog nightmare machine!
He has seen some shit. You don’t even want to know.
Yes, that was the only one that made me angry instead of “aww”. He seems really manhandled and unable to properly walk and he probably hates the snow.
I really liked the spirit of the episode; not a whole lot of belly laughs, but I smiled throughout and everyone seemed to be having fun, which is fun to watch! People having fun, good times. Barry Gibb (the real one) seemed just happy to be there but not sure what was going on, which made me smile more than it should have. Madonna being there made no sense. Did she put in a grill for no reason?
I kind of wished they’d have let Kate McKinnon have a girl with her in her twin bed. Each girl was playing themselves in that song, right? It’s not like this would have been weird; there was that whole sketch about gay Ebeneezer Scrooge (the less said the better even though I love Taran Killam with all of my heart and loins). Maybe “gay” is still a punchline on SNL, idk.
But overall I really liked it and both of Justin’s performances were great, especially the second acoustic song with the strings. He has talent; I can see him going places.
I feel very relaxed. This video is our generations Red Balloon.
Oh man, I’m in the Ball? I feel so good. So light. As if God himself were raising me up on Statham’s wings.
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray to Statham my life to keep
If I should die before I wake
Statham didn’t do his job
Oh man, has someone told Lady? She’s going to have to up her Twerk game.
THE PORN MUSIC. CICADA PORN MUSIC.
And that’s enough for today, Internet.
Go home, Internet, you’re drunk.
I thought it was just OK. It bugged me that they had Cecily Strong play both Paula Broadwell AND Jill Kelley. She made a great Jill Kelley but why not put Kate McKinnon in a brown wig and have her play Broadwell? She’s got the big blue eyes. It was just a dissonance that bothered me more than something on SNL should have. Jeremy Renner was good. They did not give him good material but he did his best with what he had.
I could not understand a single word that dude was singing.
Sad Mouse was more sweet and touching than I’ve come to expect from SNL. Every other sketch was over-the-top mugging, men in dresses (LOL EVERY TIME), and crude sex jokes. I thought Bruno Mars did a great job. They could have given him more to do, he clearly is capable.
It almost looks like she begins choking on invisible food. Is she OK? I hope she’s OK. #QVCHostVigil2012
Is that her real singing voice? Because it really isn’t half bad. Which is a shame because everything else is a filmed definition of the German word “Fremdschämen”.
Its completely self-indulgent, sometimes downright uncomfortable to watch, and yet it is still funnier and more clever than most every other show on television these days. Sometimes I relate to a situation, sometimes I cover my eyes and feeling fremdschamen for everyone on screen. As for the Maron bit, it felt a little off to me, but knowing that he was also on the WTF podcast makes this seem like a sort of bookend – like they both needed to have an outlet for the situation from both of their perspectives. But really, you’re right, who cares? Who gives a crap if Louis CK and Marc Maron had beef and it took 10 years for them to get over it. I don’t know. Its funny and real life is hard so sometimes I enjoy staring at the lives of others.
And then the elephant head fell off the mount and engulfed Chet all the way to his waist #gothazed
It was so much more awkward when Martin Wuttke said the same thing about playing Adolf Hitler in Inglorious Basterds.