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 +8Posted on Sep 29th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 32: Autumn Movies (250 comments)

Wind Point Breaker

 +24Posted on Sep 29th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 32: Autumn Movies (250 comments)

Pumpkin Up the Volume.

I’m Team Rococo.

 +6Posted on Jul 7th, 2010 | re: The Videogum "Louis C.K. Promise": The Poker Scene From Louie (48 comments)

Heavy-handed dialogue, couched in “dude talk” so maybe this feels more daring than it is? If Louie CK wasn’t in this clip, no one would give it a second thought.

 0Posted on Jun 15th, 2010 | re: The Alvin Greene Story Continues To Be Ridiculous (46 comments)

That is the most convenient explanation since Tom Cruise novelty-danced his way to a “spontaneous” movie deal.

 +18Posted on Jun 15th, 2010 | re: Being White Is Hard: Somewhere (85 comments)

“Written by” is a term they are using LOOSELY. (“He walks to the bed. He slightly frowns. A Phoenix song plays.” REPEAT FOR TWO HOURS)

 +12Posted on Jun 10th, 2010 | re: Les Grossman: The Movie (61 comments)

Does anyone else suspect that this deal was in place already, and some fresh young thing at the PR agency said: “Wait until the MTV movie awards to say: ‘Hey, who WOULDN’T love a movie about this?” .
Otherwise, this seems to be the FASTEST OF FAST-TRACKS.

 +22Posted on May 6th, 2010 | re: R.I.P. Hater (22 comments)

Goodbye, Hater! We’ll miss your sub-par version of Videogum!

In pop culture, “Self-aware” is starting to become “Self-hating”.

 +3Posted on May 3rd, 2010 | re: Quick Question About The Buried Trailer (83 comments)

I have had to call 911, and yes, that is basically what it sounds like. I don’t know if it’s “bored” as much as “can never sound panicked”.

“This is heavy.”

 +6Posted on Mar 25th, 2010 | re: WHO LET THE CLOWNS OUT? (53 comments)

Finally, a reaction to Crispin Glover’s “Clowny Clown” video.
P.S. Look at the drivers hands. These are late middle-aged women hands. I don’t know why that freaks me out.

 +5Posted on Mar 9th, 2010 | re: Internet Gets What Internet Wants (24 comments)

Who’s gonna put on the Bea Arthur dress?

 +4Posted on Mar 9th, 2010 | re: Tron 2: Full Throttle Legacy Is Going To Have A Terrible Exposition (41 comments)

I know we all love and cherish the classic dialogue from the first TRON, (I have a TRON quote-a-day calendar) but I saw this preview before Alice and Wonderland last night, and this is a masterful piece of writing compared to that cruddy fan fiction.

 +43Posted on Dec 17th, 2009 | re: The Marmaduke Photoshop Challenge (57 comments)

 +6Posted on Nov 5th, 2009 | re: Danny Boyle Moving Forward With Slummountain Onearmenaire (45 comments)

I think I know who’s getting comment of the weeeeeek!

 +2Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: thirtysomething: I'll Be Home For Christmas (15 comments)

They shot this on the Terminator 2 set in off-hours.

 +4Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 11 (323 comments)

High Moo.
Kissing Jessica Holstein.
On A Clear Day, You Can Guernsey Forever.
Bull Udderam

 +6Posted on Oct 30th, 2009 | re: Avatar Looks Slightly Less Terrible! (22 comments)

Nope, still looks awful.

 +1Posted on Oct 20th, 2009 | re: Serious Moonlight Looks Like Some Serious Garbage (50 comments)


 0Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Honey (154 comments)

I have a lot of ugh in my heart over “I Heart Huckabees”.

 +3Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: We All Have Epilepsy (36 comments)

The baby was heard crying, but I think that it’s the nanny’s work at this point.

 +9Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: Mad Men: We All Have Epilepsy (36 comments)

Let me first say that I love this show, it’s wonderful, et. al.
But does this show go a little too deep into the idea that “All married couples are balls of deep-buried repression and hate” and that the single women that Don meets (and bangs) are free-wheeling sirens? I mean, THE SIXTIES, I get it, but is it a little thick?
That aside, my favorite stray parts:
-The date bread that Don wraps in a napkin, and takes to work.
-Paul playing at being “Mr. Progressive”, and then yelling at Peggy’s vagina.
-Paul’s spooge towel.
-The fact that Lois will apparently never be fired, even after being a total incompetent. Especially at not chopping off workers limbs.

 +4Posted on Oct 16th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (115 comments)

I feel relief knowing that the first of the “gimmick” commenters has been ousted. This isn’t “Family Matters”, where you will out-shine the star as some break-out asshole. Just NORMAL asshole, amIright, people???

 +2Posted on Oct 12th, 2009 | re: It's Official, Everyone Gets So Old (35 comments)

Something tells me this ain’t right.