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 +1Posted on Jul 6th, 2011 | re: What Should Be The Tagline Of The Next Pirates Of The Caribbean Movie? (69 comments)

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Tides That Are Less Strange Then the Previous Ones, But Are Still Rather Peculiar

 +4Posted on Jul 6th, 2011 | re: What Should Be The Tagline Of The Next Pirates Of The Caribbean Movie? (69 comments)

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Tides That Are Less Strange Then the Previous Ones, But Are Still Rather Peculiar

 +12Posted on Jul 6th, 2011 | re: What Should Be The Tagline Of The Next Pirates Of The Caribbean Movie? (69 comments)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Journey to the Edge of the Money Ocean

 +2Posted on Jul 6th, 2011 | re: What Should Be The Tagline Of The Next Pirates Of The Caribbean Movie? (69 comments)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow, Assholes

 +5Posted on Mar 2nd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 47: Charlie Sheen Movie Quotes (126 comments)

“A. Always B. Be W. WINNING!”

 +8Posted on Feb 28th, 2011 | re: Charlie Sheen Does The Morning Shows! Still Completely Bonkers! (92 comments)

“Borrow my brain for 5 seconds, you’ll be like, “Dude, can’t handle it. Unplug this bastard.”

…Yeah. That sounds about right.

 0Posted on Feb 24th, 2011 | re: The Videogum 2011 Academy Awards Pool (177 comments)

Best Picture – Winter’s Bone

Best Actor – Colin Firth

Best Actress – Natalie Portman

Best Supporting Actor – Christian Bale

Best Supporting Actress – Hailee Steinfeld

Best Director – Darren Aronofsky

Best Original Screenplay – Inception

Best Adapted Screenplay – The Social Network

Best Foreign Film – Dogtooth

Best Animated Film – Toy Story 3

Art Direction – The King’s Speech

Cinematography – Black Swan

Costume Design – The King’s Speech

Documentary Feature – Exit Throught the Gift Shop

Film Editing – The Social Network

Sound Editing – Inception

Sound Mixing – True Grit

Visual Effects – Inception

 +4Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Is Sesame Street a Liberal Conspiracy??!1?!? (41 comments)

The Liberal Agenda:

1. Make every American a homosexual.
2. Indoctrinate the country into witchcraft through the subliminal use of fairies and magic tricks.
3. Make everyone fat.
4. Force people to listen to Anderson Cooper.
5. Boobs.
6. Hipsters.

…Yep. Sounds about right.

 +3Posted on Feb 15th, 2011 | re: Who is Arcade Fire? (107 comments)

I think the Grammy voters just figured that everyone deserved a piece of their terrible, terrible pie.

 0Posted on Oct 13th, 2010 | re: The "Bed Intruder Song" Performed Live At The BET Awards (22 comments)

Also, Micheal Gregory: Champion.

 +3Posted on Sep 10th, 2010 | re: And Thus The Internet Says Goodbye To The Insane Clown Posse (78 comments)

This video sort of makes me feel like this dog:

It’s ok, buddy! You’re not alone!

 0Posted on Aug 26th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: America Does Not Got Talent (72 comments)

Also, after watching this performance, I cannot possibly imagine what Prince Poppycock would need $1,000,000 for.

 0Posted on Aug 26th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: America Does Not Got Talent (72 comments)

I honestly cannot comprehend what is happening in this video or what it says about America, but I can say that Prince Poppycock has perfected the art of being a drag queen without actually being in drag. Now that’s talent!

 +2Posted on Aug 23rd, 2010 | re: Mad Men S04E05: Sally, Interrupted. (127 comments)

I don’t have much to say about Sally, but I agree that somebody needs to get that gif pronto.

 +1Posted on Aug 16th, 2010 | re: Deleted Light Saber Scene From Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi (43 comments)

“Yeah! Light saber repairs! I’ve been waiting years and years to see this!”
-The people who attended this convention, and absolutely nobody else.

 +2Posted on Aug 16th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Leroy Fucking Jenkins (56 comments)

You and your boyfriend need to talk about his problems with crack cocaine.

 0Posted on Aug 11th, 2010 | re: Taking One For The Team: Glenn Beck's The Overton Window (98 comments)

Wait, so where the screenplay ends… Is that it? Is that where the novel ends, too? I’m saying this because I will not read that book for as long as I live, but if there is a continuation of this screenplay, I would like to read it very much.

 +7Posted on Aug 11th, 2010 | re: Teenagers, You're Liking Music Wrong (225 comments)

I tried to get as far as I could, but my connection was going so slow that I couldn’t make it past 7 seconds. I think my IP is encouraging me to make the right choice.

 +6Posted on Jul 22nd, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Inception (305 comments)

Full disclosure: I saw this movie last night, and I totally lost my shit. I saw no errors in it’s logic. I was totally convinced of and invested in the relationship between Leo and Cotillard, who I thought did perfectly fine at acting and was very, very pretty. (Also, I thought Ellen Page did quite well. Also, this entire cast. Awesome cast! Great job! [Sorry, I'll stop using that joke].) This movie blew my mind like no other movie I’ve seen in the past year, and, in my mind, Christopher Nolan is now the Charlie Kaufman of action/adventure films. Also, I thought the ambiguous ending was perfect. Yes. Perfect.

So I guess all of this makes me a dummy? Cool. I can deal with that.

P.S.: I’ll agree with one thing: JGL’s “Paradox!” line. I didn’t catch that when I saw it, but I think it is ridiculous, yet awesome.

Some things should just not leave the 80′s…

 +4Posted on Jun 25th, 2010 | re: Remembering Michael Jackson On The One-Year Anniversary Of His Death (42 comments)

I just Googled “Frankie Muniz” to make sure he wasn’t actually dead. Apparently he is a racecar driver and also a drummer now? Whatever. You really worried me, YouTube! Don’t play these games!

 +5Posted on Jun 8th, 2010 | re: Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" Video, You Guys (144 comments)

I didn’t watch this video, because I just do not believe that the world needs to take 8-1/2 minutes of their precious time for this song.

 +8Posted on May 22nd, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (134 comments)

I feel like a semi-lurker. For some reason, I start commenting on things and then I go away for long periods of time. I think it’s because I’ve become so lazy this summer that I’m not willing to copy and paste my password every time I log in. Or maybe it’s just because that is SO ANNOYING.

 +3Posted on Apr 28th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game: 22: #worstbiopics (291 comments)

There’s a “y” missing from this comment. Can you guess where it is?

 +4Posted on Apr 28th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game: 22: #worstbiopics (291 comments)

Shagg 2 Dope IS Issac Newton