Pirates of the Caribbean: On Tides That Are Less Strange Then the Previous Ones, But Are Still Rather Peculiar

Pirates of the Caribbean: Journey to the Edge of the Money Ocean

“A. Always B. Be W. WINNING!”

Best Picture – Winter’s Bone

Best Actor – Colin Firth

Best Actress – Natalie Portman

Best Supporting Actor – Christian Bale

Best Supporting Actress – Hailee Steinfeld

Best Director – Darren Aronofsky

Best Original Screenplay – Inception

Best Adapted Screenplay – The Social Network

Best Foreign Film – Dogtooth

Best Animated Film – Toy Story 3

Art Direction – The King’s Speech

Cinematography – Black Swan

Costume Design – The King’s Speech

Documentary Feature – Exit Throught the Gift Shop

Film Editing – The Social Network

Sound Editing – Inception

Sound Mixing – True Grit

Visual Effects – Inception

I think the Grammy voters just figured that everyone deserved a piece of their terrible, terrible pie.

This video sort of makes me feel like this dog:

It’s ok, buddy! You’re not alone!

I honestly cannot comprehend what is happening in this video or what it says about America, but I can say that Prince Poppycock has perfected the art of being a drag queen without actually being in drag. Now that’s talent!

“Yeah! Light saber repairs! I’ve been waiting years and years to see this!”
-The people who attended this convention, and absolutely nobody else.

Wait, so where the screenplay ends… Is that it? Is that where the novel ends, too? I’m saying this because I will not read that book for as long as I live, but if there is a continuation of this screenplay, I would like to read it very much.

Full disclosure: I saw this movie last night, and I totally lost my shit. I saw no errors in it’s logic. I was totally convinced of and invested in the relationship between Leo and Cotillard, who I thought did perfectly fine at acting and was very, very pretty. (Also, I thought Ellen Page did quite well. Also, this entire cast. Awesome cast! Great job! [Sorry, I'll stop using that joke].) This movie blew my mind like no other movie I’ve seen in the past year, and, in my mind, Christopher Nolan is now the Charlie Kaufman of action/adventure films. Also, I thought the ambiguous ending was perfect. Yes. Perfect.

So I guess all of this makes me a dummy? Cool. I can deal with that.

P.S.: I’ll agree with one thing: JGL’s “Paradox!” line. I didn’t catch that when I saw it, but I think it is ridiculous, yet awesome.

I just Googled “Frankie Muniz” to make sure he wasn’t actually dead. Apparently he is a racecar driver and also a drummer now? Whatever. You really worried me, YouTube! Don’t play these games!

I feel like a semi-lurker. For some reason, I start commenting on things and then I go away for long periods of time. I think it’s because I’ve become so lazy this summer that I’m not willing to copy and paste my password every time I log in. Or maybe it’s just because that is SO ANNOYING.

Shagg 2 Dope IS Issac Newton