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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Tides That Are Less Strange Then the Previous Ones, But Are Still Rather Peculiar
Pirates of the Caribbean: Journey to the Edge of the Money Ocean
Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow, Assholes
“A. Always B. Be W. WINNING!”
“Borrow my brain for 5 seconds, you’ll be like, “Dude, can’t handle it. Unplug this bastard.”
…Yeah. That sounds about right.
Best Picture – Winter’s Bone
Best Actor – Colin Firth
Best Actress – Natalie Portman
Best Supporting Actor – Christian Bale
Best Supporting Actress – Hailee Steinfeld
Best Director – Darren Aronofsky
Best Original Screenplay – Inception
Best Adapted Screenplay – The Social Network
Best Foreign Film – Dogtooth
Best Animated Film – Toy Story 3
Art Direction – The King’s Speech
Cinematography – Black Swan
Costume Design – The King’s Speech
Documentary Feature – Exit Throught the Gift Shop
Film Editing – The Social Network
Sound Editing – Inception
Sound Mixing – True Grit
Visual Effects – Inception
The Liberal Agenda:
1. Make every American a homosexual.
2. Indoctrinate the country into witchcraft through the subliminal use of fairies and magic tricks.
3. Make everyone fat.
4. Force people to listen to Anderson Cooper.
5. Boobs.
6. Hipsters.
…Yep. Sounds about right.
I think the Grammy voters just figured that everyone deserved a piece of their terrible, terrible pie.
Also, Micheal Gregory: Champion.
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Tides That Are Less Strange Then the Previous Ones, But Are Still Rather Peculiar