do not attempt with stingray. (sorry, bad taste)

that’s my new ringtone.

Havoc starring anne hathaway and bijou phillips talking jive, rich kids posing as how rich kids think gangbangers behave http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285175/

also side-sweep your hair into an impossibly immobile ‘do. and in the case of Blair Warner / Lisa Whelchel, fade into obscurity and become a homeschooling evangelical christian (try and hang out with Kirk Cameron, he is really popular too).

he is so a younger version of the pastor guy in Donnie Darko. don’t want to know what’s in his secret closet (of sin).

I would rather watch richard simmons on repeat ala clockwork orange style than finish watching that heidi montag disastert.

i played guitar hero at the vin diesel character’s pretend house 4 this movie. there was a blind+deaf dog that wandered around bumping into stuff. the sad dog was more entertaining than that trailer.

george clooney was fated to blow: nippled batsuit (like WEIRDLY pointy nippled batsuit, could poke a man’s eye out).

I saw that documentary already. There was a suicidal girl with a bald head and liv tyler running around in a tartan skirt and blue sweater.

“it’s collecting, it’s not as if i play with them…” is about as believable as saying you collect porn but don’t watch it. also, keanu needs to realize he can’t talk bearsness with the bear at the BEARS ONLY Cafe because he is not a bear. He will get denied at the door and that will be so embearrassing (sorry).