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” A kingdom of…enunciation”
This is how I feel about stupid Jesusface Tim Tebow
Walkie Talkies
And now I will do a Humane Society PSA for the glitter unicorns forced to be in ke$ha videos. Will no one think of the glitter unicorns?!
That kid is standing incredibly still, lest he be caught in the crossfire of all that dick shaking.
Godspeed, little man.
Can Veronica Mars be next plz?
Corpsefart is the new name of my Nickleback cover band
The worst part of Juno is the whole movie
He’s making a Spectorcle of himself
One time I had this dream that I was camping and I made friends with a bear, who gave me her bear cub, because why not. One of my old English professors was there, and I walked over to him holding the bear cub and said, “Hey, I named this bear after you. His name is Beary” Barry the professor rolled his eyes at me and walked away.
(WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!)
Brunette G-Pal. Duh.
My favorite is ALL OF THEM
HGTV has gotten weird, guys
Which lead of a popular HBO show recently grew a set of gills so that he could live in the sea and personally protect each Blue Fin Tuna from going extinct due to overfishing?
Can someone do that Chris Hansen .gif thing, but only make it Mark Summers?
/TIA
“whhhots awwlll thisss thhhen..”–That constable, in slow motion
Me, to The Thing trailer just now: “NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO”
John Carpenter’s The Thing=Best remake of all time
This Thing thing= NO.
I feel like Sam needs a friend more than anyone.
Michael Bay making any movie.
Also, The Smurf Movie.
That said, Michael Bay making a Smurfs movie is strangely intriguing.
dammit. Takesies backsies. Mowhatma Gandi?
I will be Barack Mowbama
Pirates of the Caribbean: Crabs on me booty
#directedbymerchantivory
“What? Did someone chloroform this audience?”
Not a caption, but here are some of the characters that Todd Phillips has played in the movies he’s directed:
“Mr. Creepy”
“Foot Lover on Bus”
“Gang Bang Guy”
“Barry”
COINCIDENCE?!$*#&
Joe Don Baker IS Mittens!